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Monday, August 31st 2015, 6:30am

Emperor Palpatine Did Nothing Wrong

Sith like the Emperor and Darth Vader are so often made out to be the bad guys. This is a horribly unfair characterization.

Take their economic policy, for example. Recent census data released by the Empire has shown that, after being obliterated by the Death Star, poverty on Alderaan has been all but eradicated.

The Sith support our men and women in uniform, and favor a strong military to defend the Empire from those who would do it harm.

You may ask, "How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?"

The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local syatems in line; fear of this battlestation:

Darth Vader understands the peoples problems, because he's one of them. Mostly. He did lose some lung tissue and limbs in a tragic assassination attempt by a political rival, but I don't want to just focus on the negatives of the opposition, so here's a photo of Vader kissing babies:

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No stupid looking hair like those other candidates. Just professional, authoritative Sith chic.

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There sure are a lot of opinions coming from the left and the right on this forum. Those sides both suck. Choose the dark side.

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 12:02pm

Vader's policies are similar to Deez Nuts'. They should colligate.

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 4:36pm

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Vader's policies are similar to Deez Nuts'. They should colligate.

Deez Nuts and Vader?

America is so far gone at this point, why the fuck not?

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 6:33pm

What I wanna know is... Is Vader Republican or Democrat? I mean Republican seems obvious, but he's an immigrant, and black....

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 6:40pm

What I wanna know is... Is Vader Republican or Democrat? I mean Republican seems obvious, but he's an immigrant, and black....


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Monday, August 31st 2015, 7:19pm

RIP subforum. It did nothing wrong and went the way of the postcount++

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In all seriousness though, what WERE the politics of the Empire? Very little is said of that. Star Wars always says that the Sith are evil but only loosely establishes WHY.
(Some books, especially a few non-canon ones, add this context but it's never explained deeply.)
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In all seriousness though, what WERE the politics of the Empire? Very little is said of that. Star Wars always says that the Sith are evil but only loosely establishes WHY.
(Some books, especially a few non-canon ones, add this context but it's never explained deeply.)
Basicly the same as Nazi Germany
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Monday, August 31st 2015, 9:03pm

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In all seriousness though, what WERE the politics of the Empire? Very little is said of that. Star Wars always says that the Sith are evil but only loosely establishes WHY.
(Some books, especially a few non-canon ones, add this context but it's never explained deeply.)
Basicly the same as Nazi Germany

I have heard many a time that the Empire was a copy of Nazi Germany (even down to the weapons) so I think it's safe to assume it is a fascist government, identical or very similar to Hitler's

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