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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 5:12am

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So Hulk Hogan just said that he wants to run as Trump's VP. Not sure if circus or American politics.

Both.

Deez Nutz FTW.

Or Wacka Flocka

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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

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I don't even have a big neck.

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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 5:17am

If Sanders doesn't get the Democratic nomination, I'm going to lodge my protest vote with Vermin Supreme. Politics AND circus!
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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
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ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 6:11am

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If Sanders doesn't get the Democratic nomination, I'm going to lodge my protest vote with Vermin Supreme. Politics AND circus!

I'll just write-in Sanders

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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.


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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 1:43pm

So Hulk Hogan just said that he wants to run as Trump's VP. Not sure if circus or American politics.
two ambiguously racist jackasses on the same ticket? Sign me up!
/s

Also: the Libertarian thing can work out well. Look at NH: it's full of them (motto isn't "live free or die" for nothing :P ) and we manage to not catch any nasty headlines other than the debates over the Northern Pass project or that private school rape case that just entered sentencing phase.

EDIT: found this nugget on the airsoft chat page:
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Saturday, September 5th 2015, 4:08am

Welcome to America.
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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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Sunday, September 6th 2015, 5:44pm

Welcome to America.
"Breathing" - YouTube

This is so stupid it's ridiculous.

It's putting him grossly out of context.
He's primary point was we all contribute to climate change, he wasn't seriously trying to make a point about breathing having a real effect on climate change.

The statement of breathing contributing to climate change in itself is not false. But this video is making it out to be that the context he said it in was that "breathing is a noticeable contributor to climate change" or "breathing is the biggest contributor to climate change". Any sane person would be able to tell the context he gave that statement was to say that something simple and fundamental as breathing technically contributes to climate change, even though it's probably at an incalculable level. He was simply trying to emphasize on the point of everyone contributing to climate change by giving an extreme example. I mean the guy couldn't even remember himself saying "Breathing contributes to climate change" because he just said it en passant, not that he literally believes in that fact.

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Sunday, September 6th 2015, 6:14pm

Welcome to America.
"Breathing" - YouTube

This is so stupid it's ridiculous.

It's putting him grossly out of context.
He's primary point was we all contribute to climate change, he wasn't seriously trying to make a point about breathing having a real effect on climate change.

The statement of breathing contributing to climate change in itself is not false. But this video is making it out to be that the context he said it in was that "breathing is a noticeable contributor to climate change" or "breathing is the biggest contributor to climate change". Any sane person would be able to tell the context he gave that statement was to say that something simple and fundamental as breathing technically contributes to climate change, even though it's probably at an incalculable level. He was simply trying to emphasize on the point of everyone contributing to climate change by giving an extreme example. I mean the guy couldn't even remember himself saying "Breathing contributes to climate change" because he just said it en passant, not that he literally believes in that fact.

I'm well aware of this. But it's also hilarious.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Saturday, September 19th 2015, 5:57am

I didn't feel it was necessary to make a new thread, but I want to post:

I'm watching him right now, Bernie has yet to come on though.

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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.


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Saturday, September 19th 2015, 7:22am

I didn't feel it was necessary to make a new thread, but I want to post:

I'm watching him right now, Bernie has yet to come on though.

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I...I think I missed it. Bummer, Bernie is my third-favorite person involved in this presidential run (second is Elizabeth Warren, who's not running but has said that she might go VP, and my first is Vermin Supreme).

.

In an unrelated vein, DTrump just started spouting anti-vaxxer nonsense. That's so far away from the normal Tea Party nonsense that it makes me wonder what he's going for. He's obviously playing the populist route rather than actually making a platform and sticking with it, but then what's his real agenda? I dunno.
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Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Saturday, September 26th 2015, 1:31am

don't want to make a new thread so I'm just gonna post this here:
Speaker of the House of Representatives is resigning next month. Hallelujah.
No, that's a really bad thing. Boehner is resigning because most of the GOP hates him because he's too moderate and opposed to the GOP's general plan of "if we don't get what we want then we'll just shut down the government until we get it." They hate him because he wants to compromise and is desperately trying to avoid a government shutdown over Planned Parenthood.

With Boehner gone, expect to see more shutdowns, more filibusters, less compromise, and more of the nonsense that people abroad mock American politics for.
eh, fair point. I guess at the same time though, now there's no one to keep the tea party's dickish brinkmanship in check. Voters are probably gonna see how much these guys are just sponsor-centered assholes and anyone with quarter of a brain will get them out of office ASAP.

Side note: at least Congress doesn't get into fist fights over bills like Japan or any of the smaller Euro parliaments do.
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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)