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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:21pm

There Shall be Hell Toupee

Welcome to the "wtf is Donald Trump" thread, where we make fun of American politics (and America's fascination with Donald Trump as a "politician").



So yeah, here in 'Murrica, we have two large parties and Donald Trump is one of the most popular presidential candidates running right now--primarily because he's racist and sexist and has said so many, many times over the past few months. WELCOME TO AMERICA.

Our center is to the extreme right of the rest of the world, politically speaking. We have two parties. The first of which (Democratic Party) is left-leaning but still not sure whether or not socialism is okay. Yes, our liberals aren't sure about liberal economic policy--our left isn't very left. Our other party (Republican Party) is xenophobic/anti-women/nationalist/etc. It's more or less Umberto Eco's depiction of a neo-fascist party. (Definitions of fascism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined and we STILL NEED MORE. More and bigger guns because half of our media is scaring people into thinking that everyone else on the planet is out to get us--it'd surprise me if, in a few decades, our behavior didn't make the rest of the world out to get us.

So yeah. America. We have the biggest guns in the world and our politicians are crazy. Have fun sleeping tonight, not-Americans! :p

WE SHALL OVERCOMB!!!

EDIT:
To clarify, this is about where America is compared to the rest of the world and why our current situation is the very embodiment of derp. It's NOT to make fun of one group or another.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
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ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
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(the album in question)

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:26pm

Donald Trump for 2016 boi.

Ain't nothing gonna stop him.

Turkey has the best relations with America when a Republican is in the White House.
And since Trump is a negotiator like he says he is I want us to give full control of Incirlik to America in return for us joining the Visa Waiver Program.

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:26pm

I always saw Geert Wilders and his PVV party as rockbottom station. Then that guy appeared.
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Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
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The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:27pm

Discussing politics? What could go wrong.

Edit: Oh my God, it's a subforum. Whatthefuckareyoudoing? This is a website for video games.
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Jenkins is now my hero.

I just thought I would make a joke

Incest is intriguing, due to the taboos placed upon it in our society. It can be a beautiful thing, and it should be explored more.

I think I'll go be gay.


All those lockable threads are making me salivate....

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:28pm

I'm voting for him, unironically.
Altoids...

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:32pm

I'm voting for Bernie Sanders if he gets the nomination. If not, I'm voting for Vermin Supreme (ironically).

Footage from Vermin Supreme's 2012 presidential run:
Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony - YouTube
Vermin Supreme, 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate - YouTube
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You're fedorable :love:

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:34pm

We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined and we STILL NEED MORE. More and bigger guns because
I have a better answer:


Side question: what the hell is an off-topic thread doing with rep counters? Thought that shit was supposed to be disabled for the whole section.
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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:36pm

We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined and we STILL NEED MORE. More and bigger guns because
I have a better answer:

Yeah, our congress is kind of screwy, we need something in the vein of term limits for congressmen.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:37pm

This is not a civilized discussion of anything. This thread serves no purpose other than to purposefully attack conservative politics. I'm serious, this shit needs to go.

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:38pm

This is not a civilized discussion of anything. This thread serves no purpose other than to purposefully attack conservative politics. I'm serious, this shit needs to go.


Lock it up bois.
#3 RHIB pilot on PS3. I'm kinda a big deal.

It's all fun and games until someone posts child porn.
Never forget. IE on 360 10/23/2012

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Jenkins is now my hero.

I just thought I would make a joke

Incest is intriguing, due to the taboos placed upon it in our society. It can be a beautiful thing, and it should be explored more.

I think I'll go be gay.


All those lockable threads are making me salivate....