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Nick 30075

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:21pm

Welcome to the "wtf is Donald Trump" thread, where we make fun of American politics (and America's fascination with Donald Trump as a "politician").

So yeah, here in 'Murrica, we have two large parties and Donald Trump is one of the most popular presidential candidates running right now--primarily because he's racist and sexist and has said so many, many times over the past few months. WELCOME TO AMERICA.

Our center is to the extreme right of the rest of the world, politically speaking. We have two parties. The first of which (Democratic Party) is left-leaning but still not sure whether or not socialism is okay. Yes, our liberals aren't sure about liberal economic policy--our left isn't very left. Our other party (Republican Party) is xenophobic/anti-women/nationalist/etc. It's more or less Umberto Eco's depiction of a neo-fascist party. (Definitions of fascism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined and we STILL NEED MORE. More and bigger guns because half of our media is scaring people into thinking that everyone else on the planet is out to get us--it'd surprise me if, in a few decades, our behavior didn't make the rest of the world out to get us.

So yeah. America. We have the biggest guns in the world and our politicians are crazy. Have fun sleeping tonight, not-Americans! :p

WE SHALL OVERCOMB!!!

EDIT:
To clarify, this is about where America is compared to the rest of the world and why our current situation is the very embodiment of derp. It's NOT to make fun of one group or another.

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Gaming Stuff

BF3 stuff:
Quality of my lack of a social life
World rank 1 for non-glitched M26 kills
Pistol Roles and Selection
Defibrillation for Dummies: The Simple User's Guide

BF4 stuff:
Why Angled Grip is actually good
More coming...whenever I stop being lazy, I guess.

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

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You're fedorable

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK DDD

(the album in question)

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IG

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:26pm

Donald Trump for 2016 boi.

Ain't nothing gonna stop him.

Turkey has the best relations with America when a Republican is in the White House.
And since Trump is a negotiator like he says he is I want us to give full control of Incirlik to America in return for us joining the Visa Waiver Program.

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Sheepnub

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:26pm

I always saw Geert Wilders and his PVV party as rockbottom station. Then that guy appeared.

"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best of epic quotes

Spoiler

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow

Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

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Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

Quoted from "Miffyli"

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

Quoted from "Aenonar"

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:

Quoted from "crashmatusow"

"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

Quoted from "The World Champion"

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.

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The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night

About hunturk:

Quoted from "Oscar"

I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos

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Quoted from "Sheepnub"

...

You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

Quoted from "rainkloud"

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...

Quoted from "C0llis"

Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"

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Quoted from "Nick 30075"

I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!

Quoted from "NoctyrneSAGA"

But but but

He's a Youtuber

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about

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Jenkins

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:27pm

Discussing politics? What could go wrong.

Edit: Oh my God, it's a subforum. Whatthefuckareyoudoing? This is a website for video games.

#3 RHIB pilot on PS3. I'm kinda a big deal.

It's all fun and games until someone posts child porn.
Never forget. IE on 360 10/23/2012

Spoiler

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Jenkins is now my hero.

Quoted from "Dice"

I just thought I would make a joke

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Incest is intriguing, due to the taboos placed upon it in our society. It can be a beautiful thing, and it should be explored more.

Quoted from "Suiizide"

I think I'll go be gay.

Quoted from "Autosynthesis"

All those lockable threads are making me salivate....

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:28pm

I'm voting for him, unironically.

Altoids...

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11:19 PM Fine I will kill you and film you bleeding
11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?

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Nick 30075

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Friday, August 28th 2015, 10:32pm

I'm voting for Bernie Sanders if he gets the nomination. If not, I'm voting for Vermin Supreme (ironically).

Footage from Vermin Supreme's 2012 presidential run:
Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony - YouTube
Vermin Supreme, 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate - YouTube

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing

I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic