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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 4:34pm

Evolve

So with big alpha going on right now I have 8 keys to give away.

Funny pics/stories/jokes earns keys.
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<Haemoglobin> I was like LOLOLOLOL HERE COMES THE PAIN
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<J0hn> if it's a computer, i touch it... professionally
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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 4:40pm


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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 5:01pm

I've got 4 keys over as well.

Things people said

And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 6:28pm

What did Lil Jon do when the hardware store employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 Watt.

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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 7:26pm

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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The wheelchair


EA got voted worst company of the year, for the second time around!

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Those guys will turn anything into a yearly franchise



....so...yeh...I'm not really that funny at all. So...about that key.. :3
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 7:48pm

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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The wheelchair


EA got voted worst company of the year, for the second time around!

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Those guys will turn anything into a yearly franchise



....so...yeh...I'm not really that funny at all. So...about that key.. :3

I thought that was funny.

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Saturday, November 1st 2014, 7:55pm

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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The wheelchair


EA got voted worst company of the year, for the second time around!

Spoiler Spoiler

Those guys will turn anything into a yearly franchise



....so...yeh...I'm not really that funny at all. So...about that key.. :3

I thought that was funny.

Me two. I feel so bad for laughing the vegetable one tho.
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Sunday, November 2nd 2014, 10:26pm

Well, after playing the game for over an hour (which translated to 3 games and a shitton of waiting and the game even crashing once) my impression is this: the game is fun in itself but there is way too much loading and waiting for it to be fun overall, considering how short the average game is.

Things people said

And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

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Monday, November 3rd 2014, 12:59am

but there is way too much loading and waiting for it to be fun overall

Try Lovely Planet, then. Non-stop fun for $1.

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Tuesday, November 4th 2014, 2:25am

PSA to people on Teamspeak:

Holy shit, I do not care about Evolve, stop telling me how to get a key every time I log into the GUILD WARS 2 channel. Thank you, goodbye.

Seriously though, looks like a high-res Left 4 Dead 2 mod, which is cool I guess, but not my thing...