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Monday, June 1st 2015, 11:15pm

Kung Fury

If you haven't seen this yet, you all have to watch it!

It's a half hour long movie that is a total rip on basically everything 80s. Think Far Cry3 Blood Dragon in style and complete over the topic epicness.

It's got action, it's got Nazis, it's got dinosaurs, it's got vikings, it's got over choreographed fight scenes, gratuitous explosions, near constant gun violence, catchy one-liners, rips on nightrider, cameos by David Hasslehoff, and a soundtrack that will make your ears melt and your head explode!
On top of that, it's freaking hilarious!
Best of all, it's free to watch and streams on Steam.

See it! No bullshit! Watch that shit right now!
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Monday, June 1st 2015, 11:17pm

I saw it like two hours after it came out, it's absolutely brilliant.

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Tuesday, June 2nd 2015, 12:25am

Damnit had a laugh on that one :'D... and the best part is that puppy didn't die!
Also recommending it. 30mins well spent.
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Tuesday, June 2nd 2015, 4:16pm

it's astonishing how hasselhoff can always make things better.
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Tuesday, June 2nd 2015, 6:04pm

Watched the first like 10 minutes but then I got bored, just random shit ;o

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Tuesday, June 2nd 2015, 8:59pm

Watched the first like 10 minutes but then I got bored, just random shit ;o

Pretty much.

The only thing worth mention is the David Hasselhoff song, because that song is rad.
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Tuesday, June 2nd 2015, 9:39pm

The only thing worth mention is the David Hasselhoff song, because that song is rad.

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Thursday, September 22nd 2016, 4:03pm

I just saw this film yesterday on Netflix and had no idea about the story behind it before watching. I must admit I was seriously impressed. The 2D scrolling beat-em up sequences were superbly entertaining!
Reminded me a bit about this other film that is a parody on dancing rhythm games (The FP). Soundtrack was alright :)

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Thursday, September 22nd 2016, 4:23pm

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