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Saturday, December 27th 2014, 6:27am

The Battlefield/Video game based rapping thread.

I usually like to do poems or freestyle rap on the text of a server I'm playing in generally as an attempt to be funny. So I thought, how about we have a way to laugh at our own wit without it disappearing behind the 200 LOLpm noobies normally in the chatbox.


I'll go first, this one's incomplete but called. "Fuck the Bushwookie, Fear the Giraffe"

Oh
yeah
Well they see my yellow camo with black spots and it's lame.
Looking at my torso don't understand my game
looking as unthreatening as I can be
As these bitches be thinking that "They can't get me"
But then I pop my head right out of the clouds
got a 200 meter neck and a report that's quite loud
Oh these assholes will never understand what I be
I'm a sniping fucking giraffe as you can plainly can see

Motherfuckers better know my damn name
because as appearences go I'm really quite lame
But when I bushwookie I can just look like a tower
And when I stand near a tree I can hide for hours.

*Chorus
I'm a sniping, sniping, Sniping giraffe.
And you better, better, better watch your back.
Because as you, as you, as you can plainly see..
I'll see you before you see me


Occupation: Head of Crate Refurbishment and Custodial at Noshahr Canals
Hobbies: Mopping up blood, Making sure each Crate is shiny enough for the next round, Filling in bullet holes, Parachuting onto the crane to remove all the dead snipers, Dragging the bodies of the inconsiderate assholes who died all the way by the trains into the Canals (Though the ladies love how ripped I am because of it), Sarcastically shouting "Bring out your dead!"

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Saturday, December 27th 2014, 6:34am

Give it your best folks, show all that left over creativity you have after you've chosen your loadout.


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Hobbies: Mopping up blood, Making sure each Crate is shiny enough for the next round, Filling in bullet holes, Parachuting onto the crane to remove all the dead snipers, Dragging the bodies of the inconsiderate assholes who died all the way by the trains into the Canals (Though the ladies love how ripped I am because of it), Sarcastically shouting "Bring out your dead!"

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Saturday, December 27th 2014, 8:50pm

.........No.

Although, that said, people like writing me songs occasionally :D

I walk into a game and there is no ammo to be found.
Just a bunch of empty weapons laying on the ground.
The fact most Supports can't supply is quite lame.
But it's a boon for me when I let the resupplies RAIN!

You can't touch this.


You can't touch this.

AMMO TIME!


(Sung to the tune of 'I like big butts')

I like supplying and I can not lie
You other supports can't deny
That when I walk in with an ammo crate
And a M60 in your face
You get UCAV'ed
Wanna pull up tough
Coz you noticed my pig was stuffed
Deep in the adaptive I'm wearing
Oh, C4 I wanna get with you
And blow your Abrams
My Symthicians tried to warn me
But that UCAV I got
Makes you so ragey
Oh Riz and Nub
You say you want to get into my swag
Well use me, use me
Coz I ain't the avarage scrubby

I've seen them mortars
To hell with claymores
I've got a XM25 that's sweat
And it's going like a turbo MRAP

I'm tired of mag LMG's
Saying that they are the thing
Take the avarage Smythic man and ask him
The LMG's gotta pack much punch

So Symthic (yeah) Symthic (yeah)
Has your support got the M60 (hell yeah)
I'll supply it, supply it, supply it, supply that ammo bag
Viper is back!

Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Sunday, December 28th 2014, 12:45pm

For someone who shit's on the idea of the rap it's true
if someone ask's who has them all
you do
You're like a fellow who bitches about the M16a3.
But when his friends join the server he's all
"I'm just making it fair for me.

You could have chosen the AEK,
"But that horizontal recoil is just silly, Mmkay"
Could of even gone for the damn G3
But you don't want to look like a hipster
"Who's that"
"Not ME!"
Maybe even the AN 94
"Ahh but who the hell uses the burst anymore"

Use all the excuses in the book.
You still apparently have all those raps in a word file,
You just had to look


Occupation: Head of Crate Refurbishment and Custodial at Noshahr Canals
Hobbies: Mopping up blood, Making sure each Crate is shiny enough for the next round, Filling in bullet holes, Parachuting onto the crane to remove all the dead snipers, Dragging the bodies of the inconsiderate assholes who died all the way by the trains into the Canals (Though the ladies love how ripped I am because of it), Sarcastically shouting "Bring out your dead!"

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