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Rizn-Nuke

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 7:59pm

Seen any GOOD April fools on the Internet?

My Personal favorite until now:
Titanfalls's first DLC: Titanfall: Prime

Bullets may have your name on them, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern"

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"Pff, c'mon. You know I'm like the crazy homeless man who lives in the postbox, everyone ignores me but I'M GONNA KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHIT ANYWAYS :DDD"


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"I don't think I've ever moved THAT fast xD. Next time a bear's chasing me say he'll hack my acount if he catches me xDD" -Vip3rFTW

I've sat and came up with 3 theories about your PC, Rizn.
1) Its constructed by Satan and every so often it'll crash to a Red Screen that just says "Another must fall", which is your queue to go out, find a virgin, kill her and pour the blood over the beating-heart-like processor within
2) Its powered by some secret military/alien tech.
3) (My sister's idea) Its powered by the core of the Earth and is, as a direct result, responsible for climate change. Your PC being able to run the BF4 beta without crashing/lagging will destroy humanity

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 8:10pm

GW2's bobble heads




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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 8:16pm

COLOR Television? -- Noggin' Blow #0 - YouTube
What Does IKEA Say About The Human Condition? | Ikea Channel | PBS Digital Studios - YouTube

not exactly april fools,but i loved both videos,and ofr some unknown reason,the second one made me laugh simply A LOT,and found out that was one of the funniest things that made laugh in th e last weeks... can't really say why though.
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obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

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31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 8:24pm

Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 8:36pm

"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
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23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 8:38pm

Well here in New Zealand two of the most popular radio stations swapped frequency's.
So people that wanted to listen to the Rock which plays all your stuff like ACDC, Metallica, etc ended up listening to Miley Cyrus, Rihanna etc and vice versa.
Pretty awesome, and would have been a lot of very confused people haha.

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 10:03pm

Well here in New Zealand two of the most popular radio stations swapped frequency's.
So people that wanted to listen to the Rock which plays all your stuff like ACDC, Metallica, etc ended up listening to Miley Cyrus, Rihanna etc and vice versa.
Pretty awesome, and would have been a lot of very confused people haha.

it's a good way to destroy some of that music-racism and to make more listeners,right?
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bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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Tuesday, April 1st 2014, 11:53pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are all epic :D
I don't do anything for April Fools myself but I like reading shit like this just to see what people come up with :P

Not had any today, that's fine though cos nothing comes to my absolute favourite: The Spaghetti Harvest


For those who don't know this was broadcast by the BBC's Panorama programme (current affairs programme) in 1957 and ended up fooling absolutely loads of people mainly cos of how well it was done: the whole thing was filmed like the real thing and the narrator was even an extremely respected journalist of the time who'd appeared on the show multiple times in the past :D

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Wednesday, April 2nd 2014, 12:01am

Levelcap, XFactor and Matimi0 all did a group troll by making videos trying to convince the masses that DICE buffed the G36C to M16A3 levels of awesomeness. I wonder how many people are going to run the G36C now? Levelcap even made a fake stat chart which I found amusing. I saw the video titles and was super pumped though cause I loved the BF3 G36C and it's April 2nd here so I was almost convinced...
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Wednesday, April 2nd 2014, 12:08am

Please forgive me Athe
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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

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