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Tuesday, November 10th 2015, 8:01pm

My relationship with my girlfriend is kinda burning out...
Where flesh fails, machine endures.

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Wednesday, November 25th 2015, 11:17pm

broke my favorite pair of sunglasses. Had 'em for years, but they meant a lot to me: dad gave 'em to me back in high school, and he had 'em for years before I did.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Saturday, December 12th 2015, 6:34pm



Thank you 4chan for reminding Nick that he is ronery.
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Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Saturday, December 19th 2015, 8:10pm

I am now an irregular student. Fuckin trigonometry.

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



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Friday, January 1st 2016, 3:48am

JibJab, for the first time in 8 years, didn't put out a year in review. ;( Loved those damned things.

EDIT: Also, RIP David Bowie.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)


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Thursday, March 17th 2016, 7:13am

There goes off another one..

Keith emerson, whom i consider one of the best musicians to have ever lived(if not the actual best), kicked the bucket... i mean, sure he wasn't playing from a while and was already depressed, but that actually makes it works, i've been depressed too and still have similar problems today, and seing this, only goes to show how little help -the right help- get people with mental conditions that can lead to a somewhat voluntary early death(not that he was very young, but point remains)

I'll always remember him for hoedown, the endless enigma, take a pebble, baba yaga and his piano improvisations.
"I'm just a loot whore."


stuff mostly unrelated to BF4 that interests nobody



bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Saturday, April 16th 2016, 2:27am


Viper was so hyped for this, I don't even know whether or not I should tag him.
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I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Saturday, April 16th 2016, 1:29pm


Viper was so hyped for this, I don't even know whether or not I should tag him.


Viper already knows, and Viper more-or-less knows it's purely because the hardcore crowd who wanted the next Quake or UT didn't quite get what they wanted. Was tempted to list all the things I've heard in great depth, but then Milestone came on and I lost interest :P

Still gonna get it, still think it looks great :thumbsup:

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EDIT: Just finished watching like an hour total of Beta gameplay...HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HATE THIS IT LOOKS SSSOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD *Frightening moaning noises* 8o 8o 8o

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Saturday, April 16th 2016, 4:27pm


Viper was so hyped for this, I don't even know whether or not I should tag him.


Viper already knows, and Viper more-or-less knows it's purely because the hardcore crowd who wanted the next Quake or UT didn't quite get what they wanted. Was tempted to list all the things I've heard in great depth, but then Milestone came on and I lost interest :P

Still gonna get it, still think it looks great :thumbsup:

Been playing it a bit. Must say I agree with the mostly negative reviews.

The game itself has the potential to be a great arena shooter. But everyone just has so much health that you pretty much HAVE to resort to constantly weapon switching back and forth mid-firefight; this plays out incredibly tiresome.

But, as said, potential.
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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


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Saturday, April 16th 2016, 4:49pm

The game itself has the potential to be a great arena shooter. But everyone just has so much health that you pretty much HAVE to resort to constantly weapon switching back and forth mid-firefight; this plays out incredibly tiresome.

I haven't played original arena shooters (Quake, Doom, UT1, etc) too much to know for sure, but isn't that kind of the point of vanilla arena shooters? At least what I gather from games like UT2004 and Warsow, one of the ideas is to use weapon that suits for the situation best? Shotguns at point blank range, insta-hits at long range, rocket launchers at medium distance etcetc.

That is one of the reasons why I like Warsow: You don't die in 100ms when enemy comes around the corner, instead you get a proper firefight even if the opponent is 10x better than you (you will loose for sure, but you still get a chance to dodge things)
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

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