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Wednesday, July 24th 2013, 3:27pm

Absolutely harmless list of funny WoW-like racial skills "converted" from real life, removed due to fear of the typical "omg racism!" stereotype.

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Wednesday, July 24th 2013, 3:32pm

I don't know man, some of them were pretty brutal, especially considering that some people in here are of Jewish and German descent. I'd just post it in a spoiler honestly. If you warn them, then it's their fault if they are offended.

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The T-90 is a challenge, the BTR-90 is going to kill everyone in a 100 meter radius and go flying off a hill into a helicopter only to drive off while the corpse of the Cobra it just went through is being dragged through the beach on Oman.
The game will include a fully automatic An-94 launcher, literally firing Abakans at 600 RPM.
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I expect rep.
If J3ST3R is dead, I think I just heard the entity that is grammar let out a sigh of relief...
To say nothing of the inordinate expense incurred by adding functionality to the gun that I may not ever use.
IKEA is the problem! Its all Desksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesks but oh, oh the second you say you want a table they chuckle and say "A table? You mean a kitchen table? How about a bedside table? Oh! Oh you must mean a dining room table!" and I'm like "NO! NO I JUST WANT A STANDARD, BLACK, BORING TABLE!" and they look at me then smile and go "You mean this? 170..." :(
Also, why does the RANDOM thread have a topic?

Why do fish have legs?
Fucking dutch.


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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 7:30am

Get your popcorn ready, everyone..

It's going to be a fun read

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Ragtag_l" (Jul 25th 2013, 7:48am)


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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 10:58am

Actually German was a bit off and Jewish was just weird... :>

Sure there's someone that could be offended but seriously, it's just a joke, and a pretty poorly made one :> Could easily make it a helluva lot funnier/realistic :P

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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 11:16am

already posted in randoim thread btu whatevs
#5 made me
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/h…706859662_n.jpg

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LOL Riesig


Riesig seems like the type of person that would jack off in public and think nothing of it.
He does. And people join him anyways.
What, NO!

And then later:


Fapping and lifting 5 gallons of water is dumb.

Also, because i'm skinny asian.

/QQ

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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 1:58pm

already posted in randoim thread btu whatevs
#5 made me
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/h…706859662_n.jpg
That's actually SO true!

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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 5:18pm

You all missed grieferkiller admitting he was a racist hackusator

thread of a lifetime


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Thursday, July 25th 2013, 5:52pm

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Friday, July 26th 2013, 11:13am


I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
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2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



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