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Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 11:20pm

oh yeah.
[April Fools'] Top 6 Weapons That NEED to be in BF1

please mods, i know miff said he won't delete it, but not everyone is miff, so don't delete it, it's a monument to rules, an achievement, for we were able to break all rules but one(nobody spammed their youtube channel) and the quote and rep system along with it, everyone should see it, as a showing of "this is what happens when you don't have authorities around"
oh and obviusly if we count the entire forum and not that single thread, than we broke every single rule and every component of the forum, top to bottom.


Yeah, what do we have MarbleDuck for, if he does not shamlessly push his channel in every thread? Huge disappointment! I am tempted to throw my Selbstlader 1916 at him.

also, when will he make an automatico video and push for the mid bursting meta which the spaghetti spoon-scrubs can't do?
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Monday, April 3rd 2017, 12:27am

Sadly one rule went unbroken yesterday and that was rule 14, I really wanted to make gecko992 but I wasn't sure if that would have pushed it too far.
Still, that was a fun day.

You and I made quite the excellent team with that thread. We shall go down in Symthic history for that stupendous performance. :thumbup: Yesterday was some of the most fun I've had on this forum. I loved our makeshift flamewar. That was spectacular.
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the Sebstalder is quiet good since it can 3hit kill at any distanc ,but In my opinion i actually thikn the sweeper is better, its got a really really fast firerate that can beat alll those Noobmaticos, Helregall adn shitguns in close quarters , and its also really accurate out to like l;ong range,. overall great allround gun, jsut my 2$ tho


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Tuesday, April 11th 2017, 3:30am

my sister's been feeling under the weather at uni. Just texted me the following: "Most Awkward Text of the Year goes to mom yesterday with 'are you feeling dick' instead of 'are you feeling sick' o.O" I mean I know 's' and 'd' are close to each other on the keyboard and autocorrect is finicky, but still.
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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Tuesday, April 11th 2017, 10:21pm

"want a pizza eh? *quirky smugface* "

i swear waiters in rome have no clue how ot do their job.
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obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
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bf3
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Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

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Thursday, April 20th 2017, 9:40pm

Apparently, I am "checky"

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With this, I'll rid MGO3 of infestation. Sans bad gameplay MGO3 will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain.

Reddit and Konami will rewrite the records... And I will be demonized in human memory. But... The thirst for good gameplay that I have planted will infest MGO3. No one can stop it now. The Rebalance Mod will unleash that thirst unto the future.


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Passive Spotting is the future!

With this, I'll rid MGO3 of infestation. Sans bad gameplay MGO3 will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain.

Reddit and Konami will rewrite the records... And I will be demonized in human memory. But... The thirst for good gameplay that I have planted will infest MGO3. No one can stop it now. The Rebalance Mod will unleash that thirst unto the future.


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Not sure why you're getting down voted, I completely agree. This new HR [Hellriegel defensive] is going to outclass every weapon the support has, and the original is still top tier. They took a really good weapon and added a buffed version of it.
Once I start to see more of these things, I think I'm going to stop playing for a while unless they do something about it.


LMAO.

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Wednesday, May 10th 2017, 6:18pm

I've had a shit day, but this also happened to me as well so I'm still managing to laugh. Funny story time:
SO! People in our organisation love environmentally friendliness. Not that hard to understand really; we're part of the city council that has a committment to being 'Green', and a fair few of the buildings are very old so are hilariously expensive to run which means we're trying to save money wherever we can. Anyways, I get an email through today saying that as part of 'Green Office Week' there's a giveaway of a small selection of plants if you can prove to our HR Team that you've done something greener this week. I'm already feeling shit even before my day got really shitty so I declare "fuck it, I want a plant". I start bashing some stuff together, no lies par se but I may have stretched the truth a little in some instances. I'm typing this up and my boss comes in and asks what I'm up to, I tell her I'm going to get a plant by proving that I'm environmentally friendly and she loves the idea and asks how it works. I tell her about the email and she starts writing one up as well, we both send the emails at the same time. A little while after, I get back an email congratulating me on my effort and saying that I can head down to the HR office as I've won a plant! My boss lets out a loud giggle and says that she won one too, she got a "little one for good effort" and asks me to collect hers while I'm there.
I head down the corridor, knock on the door, and am welcomed with a firm congratulations and am handed this Majestic As Fuck Dragon Plant; it's super bushy, green, and a good couple of feet tall (~50cm). I thank her so much for (legitimately) making my day and say that my boss asked me to collect her plant as well. HR officer asks who that is and I tell her, her face sours somewhat before she say "Ah yes, well hers was a good effort so I said she could have a little one. Here you go" and she hands me a plant that's basically one step up from a pine cone planted in a soda can, still green but obviously extremely young and simply pales in comparison to my epic, majestic specimen of Dracaena Marginata. I thank her again, trying desperately not to laugh, and am about to leave when she makes a request of me, asking that I get me and my boss to take a photo of us with our new plants so that she can advocate us to the rest of the company. I tell her that's a brilliant idea and that I'll have another colleague of ours take a photo and send it over to her. I thank her again for my elegant beast of a plant and leave, only just managing to make it down the corridor before I nearly collapse laughing. It gets better.
I return to the office, the world's most stunning Dragon Plant firmly cradled with pride in my bosom, my boss' plant being held slightly off to the side (I have weird arms). She sees the astonishing might of my wonderful oxygen-generating powerhouse of a plant and lets out a little cheer, before she can react further I smile and say that I brought hers as well, and hand her the pinecone. Her face is a portrait of many emotions: confusion, shock, wetting-herself-laughing, and a sudden understanding that HR both has a hell of a sense of humour or are 100% serious in everything they do. I can't hold it anymore. I laugh. She laughs. The rest of the team laughs. I then drop the bombshell on her: HR wants a photograph of our new plants! She laughs again, and my colleague is already on her feet with a smartphone out. We pose. My face brimming with newfound delight at my awe-inspiring carbon-based companion. My boss' face leering out of the corner of her eye at the baby plant that she can quite easily hold in the palm of her hand, face channelling years of management training into a single expression of joy that fails to mask the massive amounts of sarcastic pain she is currently feeling!!!
Photo is sent to HR. They love it! I get the feeling I'll be in next week and that pic will be everywhere, and if it is then I'll grab a copy for you guys!
Boss glances at my noble example of radiant beauty idolised in pure green leafy-ness and asks if we can share. I'm a kind soul, so I agree that the quiet majesty of such a remarkable plant-beast should be shared with the entire team :)

(Things coming with me if I ever change jobs: framed photo of Septicflesh, 30-year-old transcribing stand, MY fucking Dragon Plant!) :D

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Friday, May 12th 2017, 5:55pm

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