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Monday, January 30th 2017, 10:39am

Pretty much any Kevin Smith podcast - except when he gets emotional and waxes lyrical about life (which are also awesome, but for different reasons). There's something about Kevin Smith's and Scott Mosier's humour that just tickles me endlessly.

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Monday, January 30th 2017, 7:21pm

Some girl from an Italy just called my cellphone wishing to ask questions about my eating habits... I hate companies that call and my phone is registered to fuck them over should any Swedish company ever call me. But I was a little bit bored and I'm literally one of the worst people to ask that so, sure! :thumbsup:

Of course I'm not quite this bad with food, but ffs I'm not going to eat anything they're selling.

If you're interested in how to annoy a food loving food saleswoman for about 25 minutes, this is basically the conversation log, just imagine that she's using a lot more words for everything, explaining how they use and love these things in Italy...

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"Is this Mr Aen?" - This was a Swedish number, with a weird accent saying my real name, fucking Indian tech support fraud?
...............Yeah....?
"I'm calling from and Italian food company trying to set up in Sweden, what type of foods do you like?"
Pasta.
"We Italians and we have lots of good pasta, ever been to Italy?"
Yeah, Rome.
"Oh great hope you enjoyed your time here, did you like the food there?"
Not really.
"....ok, what type of pasta do you like?"
Screws and spaghetti.
"Oh, we have a lot of organic etc bla bla"
I don't like organic stuff.
"...well we'll include some pasta in your package and see how you like it." - You do whatever the hell you want, I'm never going to accept any package.
"Do you like risotto?"
No.
"...you don't like risotto?"
No.
"Do you like ????"
No.
"What do you eat to the pasta?"
Meat.
"Do you like salami?"
No.
"...but you said you like meat"
Not salami.
"How about olive oil?"
No.
".....You never have olive oil on your salad etc?"
I never eat salad.
"...What do you eat?"
Meat.
"So you like vinegar?"
No.
"...You don't have vinegar on your meat?"
No.
"Tuna fish?"
No.
"How about cheese? We Italians love cheese"
No.
"No cheese? I think you're joking, you only eat pasta and meat and never any cheese?"
Only one local cheese.
"....... *says something to some coworker and giggles awkwardly* ok what do you eat?"
Pasta and meat.
"Ok we have a lot of different kinds of meat we do stuff to"
I only eat plain meat.
"What kind? Pork? Beef?"
Any kind. Just nothing done it.
"And no olive oil or vinegar?"
Salt and pepper.
"Ok we have a lot of nice meat of all kinds etc etc" - You're really thinking of sending raw meat from Italy?
Uhm, this is Italian meat? You have a lot of antibiotics in your meat.
"Nooooooo we don't have any of those! No company does that and we don't either!" -suuuuuuuuuure.....
"*clearly getting frustrated* ok, how about coffee?"
No.
"Tea?"
No.
"...what do you drink?"
Milk.
"You only eat pasta, meat and drink milk?"
Pretty much.
"How do you survive?"
Well enough.
*she goes quiet and then comes back and pretty much resets the conversation*
"Ok.... Uhm... Well we'll include some pasta and meat in our package and some free salami as thanks for your time, just give up your address Mr.Aen so we don't send it to the wrong one, you don't have to pay anything upfront but then it'll cost 700€ if you like it."
I don't want it.
"...I just spent 20 minutes talking to you and you said you like pasta and meat..."
Only Swedish pasta and meat. Not Italian.
"...Can't you at least try it? You wont hear from us again unless you want more"
No thanks. Don't want it.

*repeats the same damn thing like 6 fucking times, trying to get all kinds of meat products into "my package" * - Which actually got me quite annoyed. I've already clearly said several times that I don't want it, give it up ffs. But no, she wasted another 5 minutes on someone clearly not interested in food.

Here's a tip. I'm from southern Sweden from a place called Småland. We are EXTREMELY stubborn and we don't change our mind once it's set. Thank you for the offer but NO.
"Yes I can tell, but I'm stubborn as well. *giggles*"
Sure, but you can't win. I'm going to hang up now. Have a nice day.
*finally gives up* "You too ;( "

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Monday, January 30th 2017, 8:25pm

hey aen, little tipwith italian call centers: just say, with a moderately deep and dominant voice "i'm not interested" and if they try and say something back, don't let them finish thsentence and repeat your own.
that should do the trick.

p.s.: afaik, the only meats that use sick stuff in it are the ones that are extremely red, that's because some supermarkets like to just show up "red meat" upfront even if maybe that stuff is old using red colorant,however they get found quite easily and remove the shit when notified of it fairly quickly i've noticed.
if our meat sucks it's not because of the stuff that's in it.(i literally have no idea of what else you may put in meat that could chemically impair it)
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Monday, January 30th 2017, 9:31pm

hey aen, little tipwith italian call centers: just say, with a moderately deep and dominant voice "i'm not interested" and if they try and say something back, don't let them finish thsentence and repeat your own.
that should do the trick.

p.s.: afaik, the only meats that use sick stuff in it are the ones that are extremely red, that's because some supermarkets like to just show up "red meat" upfront even if maybe that stuff is old using red colorant,however they get found quite easily and remove the shit when notified of it fairly quickly i've noticed.
if our meat sucks it's not because of the stuff that's in it.(i literally have no idea of what else you may put in meat that could chemically impair it)

Italy is one of the worst countries in Europe (3rd from the top, ~300-350mg/pku) with preemptive or overuse of antibiotics for animals, over 20 times as high level of antibiotics in the meat compared to Sweden, (3rd from the bottom ~12-15mg/pku, Norway has about 100 times less antibiotics than Italy, 3mg/pku). This use of antibiotics when it's not even necessary is making the bacteria more and more resistant to them which lead to more and more incurable diseases, due to lazy people/animals in overcrowded farms where diseases spread far easier... So, supporting that is pretty damn bad ;o

1pku=1kg?

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Monday, January 30th 2017, 9:33pm

oh i thought you meant after the killing.
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Monday, January 30th 2017, 9:34pm

"How do you survive?"
Well enough.


Aenonar, my dear friend, you've just made my day. Don't ever change you fucking legend :thumbup:

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Saturday, February 4th 2017, 6:46pm

ghost recon reddit:
"ugh the bullet velocity is SO SLOW!!!!!11!1"
me:have you tried taking off the suppressors?
"what!? how dare you ignorant piece of turd, suppressors actually make the bullet velocity higher, and i don't see the dude changing mags to subsonic rounds when putting on the suprressor so that's bs."

kden.


p.s.: also apparently ghost recon players can't nail a headshot at 200 meters with a suppressed rifle to the point they think that's the absolute maximum range, huh.(the actual maximum range is dictated either by enemy spawns or drawing distance, still not sure as i have yet to make test,s, but i wasn't able to get a 1km headshot because either i couldn't see the enemy or they just de-spawned)
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p.s.: also apparently ghost recon players can't nail a headshot at 200 meters with a suppressed rifle to the point they think that's the absolute maximum range, huh.(the actual maximum range is dictated either by enemy spawns or drawing distance, still not sure as i have yet to make test,s, but i wasn't able to get a 1km headshot because either i couldn't see the enemy or they just de-spawned)

You need a friend to get a headshot at any range beyond 600m or so. It's nice to have a spotter up close and an actual guarantee that enemies don't despawn at random.

The Division had a decent idea of pixel-amount based level of detail.

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Saturday, February 4th 2017, 9:02pm

if i'm not wrong the limit should be 700 meters, seeing how my top was 650 meters at the only enemy i could see(whiuch was the closest one possible)
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Saturday, February 4th 2017, 10:37pm

ghost recon reddit:
"ugh the bullet velocity is SO SLOW!!!!!11!1"
me:have you tried taking off the suppressors?
"what!? how dare you ignorant piece of turd, suppressors actually make the bullet velocity higher, and i don't see the dude changing mags to subsonic rounds when putting on the suprressor so that's bs."

kden.


p.s.: also apparently ghost recon players can't nail a headshot at 200 meters with a suppressed rifle to the point they think that's the absolute maximum range, huh.(the actual maximum range is dictated either by enemy spawns or drawing distance, still not sure as i have yet to make test,s, but i wasn't able to get a 1km headshot because either i couldn't see the enemy or they just de-spawned)

Suppressors don't make the velocity any lower either though (negligible)... Suppressing a high velocity round doesn't really make it silent either, the sound of the explosion is reduced (not removed) but the bullet will still make a crack from the sound barrier when flying past. A suppressed supersonic round only makes it a bit harder to determine the point of origin.

If you have a silent rifle with a suppressor it means that you're using subsonic rounds, which wont go any faster if you remove the suppressor...


So... You're both wrong... :>

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