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Monday, February 8th 2016, 8:25pm

http://i.imgur.com/KCJKdFp.png

can someone please tell me why in some countrys, specifically usa, towns don't use more simple names taken from famous and santified people, but rather be creative, yet end up with stuff like this?
because i want this shit in italy as well, that would make it a much better place to live in.
Because USA is a pretty new country without any proper history, so they have to make shit up.. Plus all their freedom shit that they take way too serious

"I'm naming the road "This way street" because I can do whatever the fuck I want"
we do have streets named after famous things: it's just that we have so much fucking real estate that we probs ran out of famous things to name with.
Start naming things after famous British people then.
that ain't 'murican tho

But it's its origins
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If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


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Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


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Monday, February 8th 2016, 10:54pm

http://i.imgur.com/KCJKdFp.png

can someone please tell me why in some countrys, specifically usa, towns don't use more simple names taken from famous and santified people, but rather be creative, yet end up with stuff like this?
because i want this shit in italy as well, that would make it a much better place to live in.
Because USA is a pretty new country without any proper history, so they have to make shit up.. Plus all their freedom shit that they take way too serious

"I'm naming the road "This way street" because I can do whatever the fuck I want"
we do have streets named after famous things: it's just that we have so much fucking real estate that we probs ran out of famous things to name with.
Start naming things after famous British people then.
that ain't 'murican tho

But it's its origins

it's not like in italy we don't have streets like "via nelson mandela" to make an example.
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bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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Sunday, February 14th 2016, 2:03pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

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Sunday, February 14th 2016, 3:07pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

rekt

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
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2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



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Krolman

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Sunday, February 14th 2016, 9:41pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

rekt
She doesn't have cancer does she?
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




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Sunday, February 14th 2016, 10:43pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

rekt
She doesn't have cancer does she?


As of a month ago, no.
:)

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Song currently stuck in my head is: The Shivering Voice of the Ghost by Gehenna!

Krolman

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Sunday, February 14th 2016, 11:26pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

rekt
She doesn't have cancer does she?


As of a month ago, no.
:)
:thumbsup:
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




ViperFTW

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Monday, February 15th 2016, 6:51pm

She doesn't have cancer does she?


As of a month ago, no.
:)
:thumbsup:


Thanks man :)

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Song currently stuck in my head is: The Shivering Voice of the Ghost by Gehenna!

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Monday, February 15th 2016, 6:53pm

So my Mum just unpacked "Savage.exe" on a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at the door just now. :D

*Conversation has so far been going on for about 5 minutes*
Man: Do you actually believe in God at all?
Mum: Still trying to work out why God gave me cancer...
Man: :|
*Both leave silently*

rekt
She doesn't have cancer does she?


As of a month ago, no.
:)

Congratulations on that. For real. I know the feel.
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


ViperFTW

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Monday, February 15th 2016, 6:56pm

Congratulations on that. For real. I know the feel.


Thanks man! :D

Tis not a good feel at all, even twice...Would not wish it on anybody...

Still, both parents have a good laugh about the whole thing now its all over respectively :)

Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: The Shivering Voice of the Ghost by Gehenna!