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Friday, January 25th 2013, 8:52pm

Watching other people puke. Don't know why but I can't stop laughing. Well, except when my daughter pukes. Then its not funny because I have to clean it up before the dog eats it.


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Friday, January 25th 2013, 9:01pm

Watching other people puke. Don't know why but I can't stop laughing. Well, except when my daughter pukes. Then its not funny because I have to clean it up before the dog eats it.


This made me laugh. I like this thread :D

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Friday, January 25th 2013, 10:26pm

OK I said that there were 2 stories.

This happened 2 nights ago. Me and a friend were taking turns playing BFBC2 on my laptop while another friend read out extracts from 20 Hot Anal Erotica Stories from my kindle. (we downloaded it as a joke ages ago). So a teacher comes in because it was bed time and asks my friend what he is reading. This made me burst into laughter, and my friend thinking quickly said 50 Shades of Grey, which was a clever answer because it gave us a reason to laugh.

So the tutor makes a cynical comment about how it is pornographic trash but it's ok because it was written by a woman. When he leave the friend who isn't reading asks the reader what he was actually reading. So my friend replies "20 Hot Anal Erotica Stories", at which point the tutor who had been listening outside the door comes straight back in. He said something but i have no idea what it was as i was laughing so much. I fell of my chair and just esploded into laughter. I laughed steadily for about 5 minutes. That was funny.
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Sunday, January 27th 2013, 8:35pm

This. I don't think I've laughed that hard is a long time :D


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Monday, January 28th 2013, 2:27am

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Monday, January 28th 2013, 3:59am

Oh my sides


Oh god my sides.
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Monday, January 28th 2013, 2:39pm

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Hahahahahahahahahaha! Love it love it love it :thumbsup:

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Monday, January 28th 2013, 2:58pm

I'm a tsundere tentacle

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Monday, January 28th 2013, 3:11pm

ahaha riesig. maybe you should spoiler that shit as it is kind of NSFW.
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Monday, January 28th 2013, 3:16pm

You already mentioned Kindle and 20 Hot Anal Erotica Stories, I merely added the Amazon link for those curious enough to look (and buy!). ;')
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