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Friday, October 23rd 2015, 6:43am

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing


I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

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You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


ViperFTW

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Friday, October 23rd 2015, 6:15pm


Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Friday, October 23rd 2015, 10:11pm

killing multiple times with my beloved launcher matimio on stream, felt glorius, the laughs, the converted to the m320 fb. it was golden.

also got over 1k kills with it.
"I'm just a loot whore."


stuff mostly unrelated to BF4 that interests nobody



bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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Saturday, October 24th 2015, 9:06pm

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GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Saturday, October 24th 2015, 9:42pm

@CobaltRose

  1. Why me?
  2. What time should I be looking at? No fucking clue what this game is and I don't want to sift through 16 minutes of video to find out...

Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Saturday, October 24th 2015, 10:11pm

@CobaltRose

  1. Why me?
  2. What time should I be looking at? No fucking clue what this game is and I don't want to sift through 16 minutes of video to find out...
1) idk figured you'd wanted to see something from bahroo's stream last night -shrug-
2) 2:40-4:53. Game is Undertale, an RPG that deconstructs damn-near every RPG-related trope and believes in the fourth wall as much as Deadpool does (i.e. not at all). The guy Roo's facing has been the comic relief for the whole game.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)


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Saturday, October 24th 2015, 10:35pm

@CobaltRose

Ok that's pretty fucking funny :D

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Tuesday, October 27th 2015, 7:37pm

The internet is loving this American manís hilariously random description of life in the UK
Doesn't matter if you're British or not, this is fucking hilarious :D

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Tuesday, October 27th 2015, 8:08pm

hah, was talking with my mother about the "heat and jumpers" thing just the other day, do americans really turn the heat on just so they can walk around with t-shirts as much as possible? what about making economy?
"I'm just a loot whore."


stuff mostly unrelated to BF4 that interests nobody



bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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Tuesday, October 27th 2015, 10:27pm

Ticket No. H3LL-N0
Description: Crash after deployment of new Battlefield 4 Patch

Clarification: FoxDie = Me
@ViperFTW

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ViperFTW: Yeah but jets got less damage against "infantry fighting vehicles" which might be a blanket ter- OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO CARES THEY NERFED C4 AND THE UCAV IN ONE PATCH I WANT TO KILL LITERALLY EVERYONE

ViperFTW has encountered a fatal error and crashed. Please contact you local ViperFTW dealership

ViperFTW: Hello
ViperFTW: We received your automated ticket for your Viper and we have currently taken it down to the shop for inspection
ViperFTW: An initial diagnosis indicates a rapid degradation of the Bullshit Filter which resulted in a total system overload, followed shortly by the crash you experienced
FoxDie: Do I have a warrant on that?
ViperFTW: We found a warrant on the unit, yes. The term simply reads "Fucking forever", I have raised this point with my manager saying that this should be seen as a breach of terms and that you should be charged...However he pointed a rather large gum at me which I believed to be some kind of Vietnam-war-era relic and insisted that the warrant be upheld for the term stated so...Yeah, you will not be charged the £980.06 for shipping and estimated parts replacement.
FoxDie: Sooooo... will I get a replacement "angry geordie bastard" or is there a newer version or what?
ViperFTW: Are currently deassembling your Viper's core systems to deduce other parts that need replacing, it appears the Friend-or-Foe Sensor is heavily damaged and could be prone to future unexpected misfires...However this part was discontinued circa 1993 and we are unable to replace it.
ViperFTW: I'll just check the stock in the back.
ViperFTW: ...
ViperFTW: My manager has intervened and, with his rather large machine gun once again, insists that stocks have been discontinued.
ViperFTW: We apologise for any inconvinience
FoxDie: Well fuck. I mean the model I had was already one of a kind.... not Mint condition, granted but still
ViperFTWis now Online.
ViperFTW: (*sound of manager laugh-choking on chocolate buttons*)
We can confirm that we should be able to reset and replace the following systems: Bullshit Filter (washed out and replaced), Analytical Systems (reset in an attempt to reduce future overloads), Patience Depository (restocked, it appears that this container has been running on empty for sometime!), Threat-Ticket Issue Device (restocked. According to our records, this unit issued 300 years worth of threats in the space of 10 weeks. We will check the handbook and contact you if we find a solution).
FoxDie: Will this mess up any compatibility settings? I knid of worked hard to get it to even function properly with my set-up
ViperFTW: Don't worry, the compatibility settings have been unaltered. In fact, it appears that the slot used for altering the compatibility settings has been soldered shut with the work "Nein!" scratched into it.
FoxDie: I've read that several other users complain about their compatibility, so I'm kind of proud I got it working with me so well
ViperFTW: It is fairly remarkable, this line was discontinued 22 years ago due to a host of problems with Friend-Or-Foe Detection, hard-locked active combat mode, overheating and data storage.
ViperFTW: We have also made a slight change to file directory "Battlefield 4", par the automatic request. The directory should now, once again, be able to be accessed again within approx 1-2 working days, without either causing a full system crash or activating combat protocols!
FoxDie: Awesome. That not only sounds like a fix but actually an upgrade. Are you sure it can handle the additional stress from the new Patch-protocol that caused this entire meltdown?
ViperFTW: A full field test can be ran at our lab for £18.50
ViperFTW: *Looks at manager*
The managment agrees.
FoxDie: Nah. Thanks. If it starts overheating again I'll just put in more alcohol-heat-sinks

Bullets may have your name on them, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern"

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"Pff, c'mon. You know I'm like the crazy homeless man who lives in the postbox, everyone ignores me but I'M GONNA KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHIT ANYWAYS :DDD"


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"I don't think I've ever moved THAT fast xD. Next time a bear's chasing me say he'll hack my acount if he catches me xDD" -Vip3rFTW

I've sat and came up with 3 theories about your PC, Rizn.
1) Its constructed by Satan and every so often it'll crash to a Red Screen that just says "Another must fall", which is your queue to go out, find a virgin, kill her and pour the blood over the beating-heart-like processor within
2) Its powered by some secret military/alien tech.
3) (My sister's idea) Its powered by the core of the Earth and is, as a direct result, responsible for climate change. Your PC being able to run the BF4 beta without crashing/lagging will destroy humanity