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ToTheSun!

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 2:07pm

And then he went and boasted that he had a 100 RPM trigger finger.

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 4:40pm

So apparently Texas just undid a lot of bans on carrying guns onto university campuses. UT-Austin is arranging this beauty:
"Cocks not glocks"

So...uh...now I need to go buy a dildo.
No self respecting man would own a Glock.

Or a dildo, for that matter.
Well fuck you too
IDK Glock's practices when it comes to airsoft (i.e. issue C&D's to anyone and everyone making an airsoft gun that even remotely LOOKS like a Glock) are worth not supporting them. I'd rather go with a gun from a manufacturer that doesn't act like a total narcissist prick when it comes to its brand image. Besides: Glocks are about as friendly to lefties as a pair of righty scissors. Would it kill them to at least put in an ambi slide release on those damned things?
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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 9:20pm

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 9:36pm

So apparently Texas just undid a lot of bans on carrying guns onto university campuses. UT-Austin is arranging this beauty:
"Cocks not glocks"

So...uh...now I need to go buy a dildo.
No self respecting man would own a Glock.

Or a dildo, for that matter.

Well fuck you too
I guess the dildo can be forgiven if you're into kinky shit.
Altoids...

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11:19 PM Fine I will kill you and film you bleeding
11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 10:40pm

IDK Glock's practices when it comes to airsoft (i.e. issue C&D's to anyone and everyone making an airsoft gun that even remotely LOOKS like a Glock) are worth not supporting them. I'd rather go with a gun from a manufacturer that doesn't act like a total narcissist prick when it comes to its brand image. Besides: Glocks are about as friendly to lefties as a pair of righty scissors. Would it kill them to at least put in an ambi slide release on those damned things?

Seen plenty of Glock ripoffs... ;o

Barrett get really whiny if their guns are poorly made or used in the hands of bad guys

Dunno why they made the mag release ambidextrous but not the slide release... The trigger bar is a little bit in the way but shouldn't be too hard to make... Not too hard to just poke it with the right hand though :>


I guess the dildo can be forgiven if you're into kinky shit.

I'd like to see your gun work flawlessly without cleaning over 5000 rounds and eat anything you give it :P

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 10:46pm

I guess the dildo can be forgiven if you're into kinky shit.

I'd like to see your gun work flawlessly without cleaning over 5000 rounds and eat anything you give it :P
I don't claim my gun can do that, but it's a pretty irrelevant metric for how good a gun is.

Also 5000 rounds is a lot of sex...better watch out.
Altoids...

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11:19 PM Fine I will kill you and film you bleeding
11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?

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Sunday, October 11th 2015, 11:17pm

Also 5000 rounds is a lot of sex...better watch out.

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Monday, October 12th 2015, 12:12am

Also 5000 rounds is a lot of sex...better watch out.

People fear what they don't know.

especially when not cleaning even once.
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Monday, October 12th 2015, 1:48am

I guess the dildo can be forgiven if you're into kinky shit.

I'd like to see your gun work flawlessly without cleaning over 5000 rounds and eat anything you give it :P
I don't claim my gun can do that, but it's a pretty irrelevant metric for how good a gun is.

Also 5000 rounds is a lot of sex...better watch out.

Accurate and never fails plus the parts are cheap so you can tweak it just how you want and get lots of extra mags. Plus lots of ammo for all the money you didn't waste on getting a "fancy" gun :P

Don't really know what else you could want from a gun, the rest is just bragging bling

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Monday, October 12th 2015, 4:22am

I guess the dildo can be forgiven if you're into kinky shit.

I'd like to see your gun work flawlessly without cleaning over 5000 rounds and eat anything you give it :P
I don't claim my gun can do that, but it's a pretty irrelevant metric for how good a gun is.

Also 5000 rounds is a lot of sex...better watch out.

Accurate and never fails plus the parts are cheap so you can tweak it just how you want and get lots of extra mags. Plus lots of ammo for all the money you didn't waste on getting a "fancy" gun :P

Don't really know what else you could want from a gun, the rest is just bragging bling
Unless they changed the rifling to a conventional style, you can't use reloaded ammo.

Hence, it does into the trash.
Altoids...

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11:19 PM Fine I will kill you and film you bleeding
11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?