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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 12:21pm

3) So apparently steam is getting an h-game. Uncensored. I'm dying laughing over here.


didn't they already get nekopara, huniepop and all of those? or were them censored?
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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 6:22pm

I TRUSTED YOU. YOU PROMISED CUDDLES, NOT DEATH.


HEY! Affection can be displayed in many ways, Nick! What is "dangerous", "terrifying" or "causes severe lacerations and exsanguination" to you is perfectly normal to the Scythid!!!
I'm disappointed in your view of things, I really am...

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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 6:24pm

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I TRUSTED YOU. YOU PROMISED CUDDLES, NOT DEATH.


HEY! Affection can be displayed in many ways, Nick! What is "dangerous", "terrifying" or "causes severe lacerations and exsanguination" to you is perfectly normal to the Scythid!!!
I'm disappointed in your view of things, I really am...

As I said :-P

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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 8:27pm

3) So apparently steam is getting an h-game. Uncensored. I'm dying laughing over here.


didn't they already get nekopara, huniepop and all of those? or were them censored?

They were all censored.

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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 8:49pm

@Vipey
I can't cuddle back if I'm missing my arms! They removed my ability to show affection to them, that's why I'm upset!


You've got lips, haven't you?! Bend over and give the adorable blood, sand and mucus-coated little darling a big sloppy kiss on the lips/mandibles...And here, children, is the point shit gets weird without context :P

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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 9:04pm

@Vipey
I can't cuddle back if I'm missing my arms! They removed my ability to show affection to them, that's why I'm upset!


You've got lips, haven't you?! Bend over and give the adorable blood, sand and mucus-coated little darling a big sloppy kiss on the lips/mandibles...And here, children, is the point shit gets weird without context :P

But I've got no legs to bend over with!
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 9:33pm



give my a can of vanilla coke can*, this shit needs a special kind of toast.

*=vanilla coke is quite hard to find in italy, and if you can find it, it most likely will be in a can.
in fact when returning from france i bought like, 28 1.25 litres bottles, they lasted me 5 months(i tried to make them last as long as possible, but after 2 months they lost most of the taste)
"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
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23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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Wednesday, September 2nd 2015, 11:20pm



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MY. FUCKING. SIDES!!!!!! Mof you fucking legend, thank you for that :thumbsup:

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Thursday, September 3rd 2015, 5:22am



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MY. FUCKING. SIDES!!!!!! Mof you fucking legend, thank you for that :thumbsup:

That...that was beautiful. Almost as good as the 4chan "HEY I KNOW THAT DICK" thread.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)