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CobaltRose

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Saturday, August 29th 2015, 3:26am

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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



ViperFTW

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Saturday, August 29th 2015, 1:36pm


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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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It's funny because for ONE TOURNAMENT in the Pokemon card game, Wailord completely wrecked the whole thing. It was hilarious. This image, and a ton of others, were everywhere on Facebook.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


Pastafarianism

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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 7:22pm

My friends phone corrected "bruh" to "brush."

QUICK. SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP ME ONTO A BRUSH

Edit:

MFW I see the above


Like... Why don't you compare any three random things that are remotely similar?

"Hey guys, LevelCrap here. Today we're going to be comparing and contrasting a banana, a flamingo, and the planet Neptune."

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Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.

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Sunday, August 30th 2015, 9:46pm

My friends phone corrected "bruh" to "brush."

QUICK. SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP ME ONTO A BRUSH

Edit:

MFW I see the above


Like... Why don't you compare any three random things that are remotely similar?

"Hey guys, LevelCrap here. Today we're going to be comparing and contrasting a banana, a flamingo, and the planet Neptune."

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It's more lika a comparison of a taco bell "taco", a home-made taco, and a jack in the box taco.

The idea is the same among them, but there are major differences between them all as well. From the moment of inception, all the way to the point that the product is consumed, the three are all made in very different ways. This is despite the simple FPS military feel that makes the backbone which we all associate with these games.

Also, one of the three gives major indegestion.
In modern USA, the Pig roasts you!


Who loves a good ole custom chainsaw!

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Pastafarianism

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 3:18am

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Also, one of the three gives major indegestion.

You make a fair point but this last sentence; one of the three games or my three?


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Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.


MrT3a

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 8:46am

Well, from what I saw on jaxkfrags' channel, BO3 could be fun to play a couple hours. Might try it. CSGO, I'm thinking about trying as well, because multiple fps experience is good ^^

BTW, is there any videos of Team Symthic's matches, I'd like to watch them as training material ^^

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I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 3:19pm

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Also, one of the three gives major indegestion.

You make a fair point but this last sentence; one of the three games or my three?

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taco bell ... and its associated video game
In modern USA, the Pig roasts you!


Who loves a good ole custom chainsaw!

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 4:09pm

Well, from what I saw on jaxkfrags' channel, BO3 could be fun to play a couple hours. Might try it. CSGO, I'm thinking about trying as well, because multiple fps experience is good ^^

BTW, is there any videos of Team Symthic's matches, I'd like to watch them as training material ^^

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well the blops3 beta is free for steams users so get on it(if sound doesn't work set audio to stereo), search for Krolman I have the same avatar. OH and I would love to show you CSGO i'll tell you all about it's brokeness/trick/tips

BrettFX has a few highlights

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Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




Pastafarianism

Mom's Spaghetti

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Monday, August 31st 2015, 4:32pm

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Also, one of the three gives major indegestion.

You make a fair point but this last sentence; one of the three games or my three?

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taco bell ... and its associated video game

What video game is Taco Bell??

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Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
Good Quotes Ahead:

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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.