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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 4:35pm

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 4:37pm

All of this is topkek

@element
Wasn't trying to start a debate, was just mentioning that people I know don't know HOW to debate, which is quite on-topic :p
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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 4:48pm

@C0llis

I am so not getting into that discussion this time around, even if it's new people. OP was hard enough to read and process as is.

I found this video in the context of complaining about OP shotguns funny and even dissected it:

Youtube's slow motion is your friend.

First death: 18 damage at ~35m
Second death: 100 damage at ~18-23m, a bit of a lucky spread, considering that the dying player was partially covered.
Third death: 76 damage in one shot at 5 meters.
Fourth death: 30 damage in one shot, 46 damage in the second shot at 15m.
Fifth death: 85 damage in one shot at 8-10m, 15 in another.
Sixth death: several damage sources. death by shotgun, presumably 36 damage at ~20-30m.
Seventh death: two shots (88 and 12 damage) at 5-10m
Eighth death: one hit kill, 7m or so.
Ninth death: one hit kill. 5m or so.
Tenth death: several damage sources, five hits in total, no hit greater than 30 damage, last hit by shotgun.
Eleventh death: 36 damage in first hit, 12 in second hit, roughly 20m.
Twelfth death: multiple damage sources. First shotgun hit for 39, further hits (source unclear) for 24 and 37 damage.
Thirteenth death: health goes from 65 to 43 to 22, then killed by shotgun.
Fourteenth and fifteenth and sixteenth death: onehit kill at 3 meters, the middle one from 79 health.
Seventeenth death: onehit kill from ~10m
Eighteenth death: onehit kill from two meters.
Nineteenth death: interesting one. It appears the damage from pistol and shotgun arrived in one packet (split second killcam view "by pistol"), between 73 and 100 damage from shotgun within 15m.
Twentieth death: death behind corner. need info on player and enemy latency.
21st and 22nd death: onehit kill at less than 10m.
23rd death: possibly multiple sources (health goes 80-63-0), final blow from shotgun at ~10m.
24th death: onehit kill ~10m
25th death: onehit kill ~10m. lucky spread, partial cover
26th death: 48 damage from ~10m
27th death: 69 damage from ~15m
28th death: 20 damage from less than 10m
29th death: 40 damage at 5 meters or less
30th death: unknown range, onehit
31st death: health unknown, death from ~10-15m
32nd death: 80 damage from 3m
33rd death: OHK, unknown range

All deaths were quite reasonable if you think about it.
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Of course, this ignores the non-constant cross-sectional first moment of area across the chest as well as non-constant material properties of the boob; it would be difficult to perform a more detailed analysis (as in, I'd have to have a shape function AND I'd need to derive a function for elastic modulus as a function of lateral breast coordinate) but whatever. It's 2am and I'm lazy.


I always believed science should be very hands on experience.

You should also answer this question I had posed in that thread: Would you be willing to pay your surgeon more if he was going to use a chainsaw for the opening incision of surgery? Clearly using a chainsaw isn't truly suited for surgery but that doesn't really matter. If he's "skilled" enough to be able to use the wrong tools of the trade, he should be rewarded for that skill right?


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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 5:33pm

if you only play tdm and lockers, should you really expect to not run into people using shotguns? I mean, seriously....the damn things shine in that situation
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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:08pm

Also kinda getting off topic for this thread.


It's the Random Thread. By definition, anything off-topic is on-topic. Right?


Between not actually caring more than making the initial statement and Darktan's pseudo-argumentative bullshit, I'm just gonna say "Whatever" :P

Also, Duck, those comments are absolute solid fucking gold :D

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:16pm

Also, Duck, those comments are absolute solid fucking gold

You can thank my detractors :P

This just in:

Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks

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"you obviously don't know what an argument is as there is only one person battling. Do you really fucking think I want subs? You think you can act all big and powerful just because you sit on a computer at least 6 hours a day like the probably nerdy unwanted retard you are with 4.3k subs? You think 4.3k subs is a lot? LOL you need medicine man. I don't want any subs as i just have a google account for other media and writing comments. Think twice before you act. You even said in your video you aren't that great of a player, and the comments agree you aren't. Maybe you should once again think twice before you act, stop being such an annoying, ignorant bastard that everyone wants to shut up, and god, literally, just shut up. Your voice gave me a headache :s"

"As a youtuber shouldn't be trying to be reeling in your viewers with exciting stuff being said not your boring ass commentary for your video"

"The more you watch his vid the dumber he gets I swear he's borderline autistic look I got shot behind cover beacuase thin sheets metal are unpenetrable. Bf4 is just as quiet and tactical as bf3 random explosion in the background . Player has dissconected from chat
You started playing bf3 and never touched bfc1/2. Please do yourself a favor and shutdown your generic cod channel down"

"Nice clickb8 Faggot w8ting for your shit tier video to disable comments . Fucking newfag cancer go play some cod you activisiom cock faggot"

"I don't see why he [MarbleDuck] always tries to shit on levelcap he is better and has a million more subs...and also "there isnt a best gun in she game there are guns that are better that others at different engagement distances" yes thats true and whichever is the best/most average at all of them is the "best gun""

"Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks"

"Why don't we just witness "LevelCap vs MarbleDuck" One on One both on Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 seen as there is so much Controversy about the Two Youtubers"

"stfu cunt, BF3 was way better end of discussion"

"Stfu man, you're be littleing the most looked upon Battlefield Youtuber. No one cares about you, how much of an ego you have, or quite frankly your opinion. It's a fucking game.... Does it really fucking matter? Pathetic man."

"fuck you asshole, dont talk shit about total"

"Wtf is your problem? You have no subs and he has millions, yet you pick on him like some kind of stubborn, ignorant, rude child born with a silver spoon is his mouth. It's easy to do that, for example... You said there was no background noise yet there is. You say you're a fairly good player, you're not."

"please talk like a normal person and not like a professional"

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:31pm

Also, Duck, those comments are absolute solid fucking gold

You can thank my detractors :P

This just in:

Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks


I love how they seem to think its got a fucking pecking order, its not a fucking company you dipshits! :D

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Might edit this one to be more M60-related :thumbsup:

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:40pm

Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks
Nice to see Levelcrap's personal attack dogs in action.
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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:41pm

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Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks

That sounds like the dude has some

rektal pain.

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Sunday, June 21st 2015, 6:49pm

It's the Random Thread. By definition, anything off-topic is on-topic. Right?

Paradox confirmed.


This is What made you howl with laughter this is Random also, this is random but not the thread.

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