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Tuesday, March 3rd 2015, 5:10pm


i think that would fit more with "smile" rather than "laugh", there's nothing to laugh at with that article, it's something i'd actully respect, not laugh at.
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Tuesday, March 3rd 2015, 5:27pm


i think that would fit more with "smile" rather than "laugh", there's nothing to laugh at with that article, it's something i'd actully respect, not laugh at.
I dunno, as a New England native this is something I laughed at, mainly because Schilling was one of Boston's ace baseball pitchers and one of the -- well, for lack of a better term -- "belligerents," was a ticket seller for the rival New York Yankees, who got fired immediately after Curt doxxed him.
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Friday, March 6th 2015, 5:26am

^that has to be a joke

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Friday, March 6th 2015, 5:56pm

^that has to be a joke

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Eh, the image I was going to post isn't working. Postcount++ ?

It probably is. I doubt Harvard would even bother taking the time to respond to prank applications (Let alone in depth) as they probably receive hundreds if not thousands of prank applications.

It was still worth reading, though.

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Friday, March 6th 2015, 6:38pm

Sure it's fake, but I seriously laughed tears reading this! :D
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Sunday, March 8th 2015, 10:17am

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It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

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Sunday, March 8th 2015, 1:08pm


Ah man, I laughed so hard at this as well :'D... The soldier's body is like a spring that "boings" back to correct position.
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Sunday, March 8th 2015, 1:34pm

I wonder what it looks like from 3rd person.

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And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.