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Tuesday, February 10th 2015, 6:42am

All bike, all the time!

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Tuesday, February 10th 2015, 4:25pm



EDIT: this guy's "Worst reload" animations.



Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)


This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "CobaltRose" (Feb 11th 2015, 5:27pm)


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Friday, February 13th 2015, 6:49pm



...Well! That's going on the "Won The Lottery/Conquered The World" buy list :thumbsup:

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Saturday, February 14th 2015, 11:28pm



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Monday, February 16th 2015, 2:53am

For those that don't know, xcal does drinking games sometimes during his streams: every time he dies, gets a donation or a sub he takes a drink. This was from his God of War 1 stream last week (I think):



@Pheo
Lost my shit when I saw you were part of the first Black Cats train :thumbsup:
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)


This post has been edited 2 times, last edit by "CobaltRose" (Feb 16th 2015, 3:08am) with the following reason: REASONS.


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Monday, February 16th 2015, 6:59am

For those that don't know, xcal does drinking games sometimes during his streams: every time he dies, gets a donation or a sub he takes a drink. This was from his God of War 1 stream last week (I think):



@Pheo
Lost my shit when I saw you were part of the first Black Cats train :thumbsup:

Totally worth it lol. That stream was hype as fuck.

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Monday, February 16th 2015, 11:02am

1000$ to play games and drink?

Sign me up!

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Monday, February 16th 2015, 4:16pm



I have a few amusing stories from work this past weekend, I'll post them here later.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Monday, February 16th 2015, 6:11pm

Amusing stories from work in food services volume 1!

Me->me
FC->female coworker
IC->dumb coworker
MM->student manager of my shop
CM->student manager of the chophouse
CW->chophouse worker
MG->manager

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IC: So I heard you used to work here.
Me: Yeah, I left over concern related to my grades, among other things.
IC: But wait, I thought you didn't work here anymore, why are you working?
Me: *facepalms* Well, I'm back.
FC: So why did you quit working here in the first place? I thought you were in Honors, you have to keep like a 3.4 or something.
Me: Yeah, my GPA got too low for me.
IC: You're aerospace, right? So what's low for aero, like a 2.0?
Me: Oh, it hit 3.78.
FC: *flips me off*
MM: *flips me off*
IC: Wait, is that bad? I thought a high GPA was good.
Me: I wanted to keep it above a 3.80.
FC: I'm a Psych major and I have a 3.6 and seriously, f*** you.
Me: I have standards.
MM: You're telling me that your f***ing 'worst-case GPA' is higher than the current GPAs of anyone who works here. F*** you.
IC: I want a 3.8!

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Me: Okay IC, when those knives come out, put them over here and let me know. I have to deliver them back personally.
IC: Why?
Me: So idiots don't forget and stick their hands in a bucket of foot-and-a-half-long knives.
IC: Uh, okay then, is it safe?
Me: Yes, just don't touch the metal bits.
<Two minutes later I have a tray of knives. I pick them up and take them to the chophouse.>
Me (arriving at chophouse which is closed, no customers around): I've got your juggling implements!
CW: Uh, what?
CM: The...oh, yeah, those, just put them down over there.
(MG glares at me)
I got chewed out for that one later but it wasn't exactly funny. I called them "behavior correction devices once and that particular joke hasn't been forgotten.

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IC: So I'm in engineering and thinking about aerospace, either that or mechanical. Rate your years by difficulty so I can get an idea of what I'd be in for if I go into aero.
Me: 1 is easiest, 10 is hardest? Uh, 1,3,7,7. Boarding school was a solid 10 though. College has been a joke by comparison.
MM: Sophomore year is only a 3? What about Statics? Hardest f***ing class I've ever taken.
IC: Yeah, I've heard it's bad.
Me: Statics? That class was a total joke. There were literally two equations. Only reason I didn't get an A was because of illness, I got sick during one of the exams and didn't finish.
MM: Dude, what the f***?
FM: Yeah, I've heard it was a nightmare.
Me: No, seriously, there are two equations and it's all algebra. Add these numbers and set the sum equal to zero and then add these numbers and set their sum equal to zero.
IC: Really?
MM: Don't listen to this f***er. I mean, he thinks a 3.8 is BAD.
Me: Not bad, just not up to the goals I set for myself. There's a difference.
MM: Go work or something and let us wallow in our shame.
Me: Two equations...
MM: But it's all applications and s***.
FC: I'm just a psych major.
IC: So, should I switch to business yet?

.

I have a few more stories to relate but I don't recall the conversations well enough.
Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies


Gaming Stuff


Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)