Bug Martini ? The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question

EDIT: this guy's "Worst reload" animations.

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/3071…udiophile-whut/

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/3071…udiophile-whut/

...Well! That's going on the "Won The Lottery/Conquered The World" buy list

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For those that don't know, xcal does drinking games sometimes during his streams: every time he dies, gets a donation or a sub he takes a drink. This was from his God of War 1 stream last week (I think):



@Pheo
Lost my shit when I saw you were part of the first Black Cats train

Quoted from "CobaltRose"

For those that don't know, xcal does drinking games sometimes during his streams: every time he dies, gets a donation or a sub he takes a drink. This was from his God of War 1 stream last week (I think):



@Pheo
Lost my shit when I saw you were part of the first Black Cats train

Totally worth it lol. That stream was hype as fuck.

1000$ to play games and drink?

Sign me up!

I have a few amusing stories from work this past weekend, I'll post them here later.

Amusing stories from work in food services volume 1!

Me->me
FC->female coworker
IC->dumb coworker
MM->student manager of my shop
CM->student manager of the chophouse
CW->chophouse worker
MG->manager

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IC: So I heard you used to work here.
Me: Yeah, I left over concern related to my grades, among other things.
IC: But wait, I thought you didn't work here anymore, why are you working?
Me: *facepalms* Well, I'm back.
FC: So why did you quit working here in the first place? I thought you were in Honors, you have to keep like a 3.4 or something.
Me: Yeah, my GPA got too low for me.
IC: You're aerospace, right? So what's low for aero, like a 2.0?
Me: Oh, it hit 3.78.
FC: *flips me off*
MM: *flips me off*
IC: Wait, is that bad? I thought a high GPA was good.
Me: I wanted to keep it above a 3.80.
FC: I'm a Psych major and I have a 3.6 and seriously, f*** you.
Me: I have standards.
MM: You're telling me that your f***ing 'worst-case GPA' is higher than the current GPAs of anyone who works here. F*** you.
IC: I want a 3.8!

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Me: Okay IC, when those knives come out, put them over here and let me know. I have to deliver them back personally.
IC: Why?
Me: So idiots don't forget and stick their hands in a bucket of foot-and-a-half-long knives.
IC: Uh, okay then, is it safe?
Me: Yes, just don't touch the metal bits.
<Two minutes later I have a tray of knives. I pick them up and take them to the chophouse.>
Me (arriving at chophouse which is closed, no customers around): I've got your juggling implements!
CW: Uh, what?
CM: The...oh, yeah, those, just put them down over there.
(MG glares at me)
I got chewed out for that one later but it wasn't exactly funny. I called them "behavior correction devices once and that particular joke hasn't been forgotten.

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IC: So I'm in engineering and thinking about aerospace, either that or mechanical. Rate your years by difficulty so I can get an idea of what I'd be in for if I go into aero.
Me: 1 is easiest, 10 is hardest? Uh, 1,3,7,7. Boarding school was a solid 10 though. College has been a joke by comparison.
MM: Sophomore year is only a 3? What about Statics? Hardest f***ing class I've ever taken.
IC: Yeah, I've heard it's bad.
Me: Statics? That class was a total joke. There were literally two equations. Only reason I didn't get an A was because of illness, I got sick during one of the exams and didn't finish.
MM: Dude, what the f***?
FM: Yeah, I've heard it was a nightmare.
Me: No, seriously, there are two equations and it's all algebra. Add these numbers and set the sum equal to zero and then add these numbers and set their sum equal to zero.
IC: Really?
MM: Don't listen to this f***er. I mean, he thinks a 3.8 is BAD.
Me: Not bad, just not up to the goals I set for myself. There's a difference.
MM: Go work or something and let us wallow in our shame.
Me: Two equations...
MM: But it's all applications and s***.
FC: I'm just a psych major.
IC: So, should I switch to business yet?

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I have a few more stories to relate but I don't recall the conversations well enough.