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ViperFTW

Suidae cathexis

(2,737)

Posts: 9,736

Date of registration
: Jul 1st 2012

Platform: PC

Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

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Reputation modifier: 20

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Saturday, November 29th 2014, 7:19pm

Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan!

Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Nick 30075

2manyPosts4me

(1,936)

Posts: 9,753

Date of registration
: Jan 7th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: 'Murrica

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 19

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Saturday, November 29th 2014, 10:43pm

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing

I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies

Gaming Stuff

BF3 stuff:
Quality of my lack of a social life
World rank 1 for non-glitched M26 kills
Pistol Roles and Selection
Defibrillation for Dummies: The Simple User's Guide

BF4 stuff:
Why Angled Grip is actually good
More coming...whenever I stop being lazy, I guess.

Steam name:
Sir Herp-A-Derp, Nick 30075

Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK DDD

(the album in question)

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DeathOfTheDodo

Veni, SMAW, Vici

(863)

Posts: 1,829

Date of registration
: Jun 30th 2013

Platform: PS4

Location: North of The Wall, Canada

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Saturday, November 29th 2014, 11:37pm

Quoted from "Nick 30075"

That lightsaber is the reason I'm starting to lose [more] hope in the new film.

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Even if the hilt didn't have protrusions for the handguard to propagate from, it would still be pointless. Not to mention the potential of cutting off your own hand.

Those designers are on crack.