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Camogilvie1

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 5:16pm





Quoted from "MrT3a"



This : Eat a snickers - 9GAG

And
@ViperFTW
Is that you : Like a ssssssir - 9GAG

Sent from phone.


Crap! My secret identity has been blown
Legit was that you? First thing when I saw it a week or two ago was you

bboypaktailo

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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 2:44pm


This. This is so accurate.

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

Spoiler Spoiler

Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO



Currently playing: Dota 2, CS:GO
Playing on PS2 Emulator: Suikoden series

ViperFTW

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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 4:20pm


Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: Quintessence by Darkthrone!

CobaltRose

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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 4:28pm

Lilith: "Please go away, Torgue."

Mr. Torgue: "FAIR ENOOOOOOOUGH!!! WOWW!"
best part of that dialogue :thumbsup:
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 4:28pm


Well now he experiences the pain. Of being fat and ghey being rejected. :evil:

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

Spoiler Spoiler

Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

Spoiler Spoiler

And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO



Currently playing: Dota 2, CS:GO
Playing on PS2 Emulator: Suikoden series

CobaltRose

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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 4:35pm


Well now he experiences the pain. Of being fat and ghey being rejected. :evil:
inb4 Torgue becomes a Vault Hunter since he got fired as CEO of the Torgue Corporation (wattle gobbler incident) and now he's bored as sh*t. Action skill could probably be one of those Mulciber Mk12 turrets (handheld type la Badass Goliaths -- looks like he's strong enough to one-arm one of those things) that you could pimp out like the 'Murica gun in Saints Row 4 with rocket pods and flamethrowers.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



ViperFTW

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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 4:52pm

inb4 Torgue becomes a Vault Hunter since he got fired as CEO of the Torgue Corporation (wattle gobbler incident)


...
.....
.......
.........
...Oh my fucking God YEEES!!! 8o

Everybody's Favourite Worthless Support and LMG Fan! :thumbsup:



Song currently stuck in my head is: Quintessence by Darkthrone!

bboypaktailo

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Monday, November 10th 2014, 10:45am

inb4 Torgue becomes a Vault Hunter since he got fired as CEO of the Torgue Corporation (wattle gobbler incident)


...
.....
.......
.........
...Oh my fucking God YEEES!!! 8o

Borderlands 3 new character confirmed.

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

Spoiler Spoiler

Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

Spoiler Spoiler

And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO



Currently playing: Dota 2, CS:GO
Playing on PS2 Emulator: Suikoden series

MrT3a

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Tuesday, November 11th 2014, 12:28pm

inb4 Torgue becomes a Vault Hunter since he got fired as CEO of the Torgue Corporation (wattle gobbler incident)


...
.....
.......
.........
...Oh my fucking God YEEES!!! 8o

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stats thingy

Quotes of wisdom (maybe)


I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

ToTheSun!

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Tuesday, November 11th 2014, 2:52pm