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CobaltRose

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Tuesday, July 22nd 2014, 3:56am

The fact that my supermarket is only going to have one regular register and one express register open, and everyone else is going to protest for the board to bring back the former CEO in front of the store. Guess who isn't working tomorrow? :thumbsup:
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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

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Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:

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"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

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What can't be changed can be banned.

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I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

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If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

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Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

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I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

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I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

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The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

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How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

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This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)


Oscar

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Tuesday, July 22nd 2014, 4:11am

I was playing with a friend, and whilst we were playing she was like "hey we should squad up with those guys we met"(said guys were actually sane people who didn't insult-on-sight, a rare species on CoD).

So my mic runs out of battery, and after I die, I hear them say "I think he has a turbo controller (equivalent would be macros on PC), there's no way he's firing a semi auto that fast".

For someone who struggles to go over 8 bps/480RPM, it was quite funny to have someone think I wasn't being legitimate. Mainly because it's the first time I've heard someone mention the possibility of me using said stuff. In 500h.

EDIT:

I had front seats this morning on a comedy show: Guys trying to pick up girls on CoD, and failing. Miserably.

After they'd realised that it was not going to work (lol), stuff like this happened:
Guy: "Hey Sophie, are you fat? Do you like doughnuts?"
Gal: "Hey mate I'm not fat but I like me doughnuts okay"
Bro of Legion, the lurker ninja mod | Tesla FTW | RNG is evil.

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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

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Nick 30075

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 1:42am

Trolling Pokemon Showdown with a team based around Round.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Gaming Stuff

BF3 stuff:
Quality of my lack of a social life
World rank 1 for non-glitched M26 kills
Pistol Roles and Selection
Defibrillation for Dummies: The Simple User's Guide

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Why Angled Grip is actually good
More coming...whenever I stop being lazy, I guess.

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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timminatorr

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 4:41pm

Wow guys i made a post! 8o

POKEMON RED AND BLUE W/ Smosh (Honest Game Trailers) - YouTube

I havent laughed so hard in a while, all those names for the pokemon were so amazing.

I couldnt keep myself together after exeggcute. :D

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 8:19pm

@Aenonar

Or anyone with a lick of firearms experience.



This gem from the Battlelog CTE.

What SIDWULF is asking for is that reticles denote point of impact instead of point of aim because "it's the right way to do things."
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Passive Spotting is the future!

With this, I'll rid MGO3 of infestation. Sans bad gameplay MGO3 will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain.

Reddit and Konami will rewrite the records... And I will be demonized in human memory. But... The thirst for good gameplay that I have planted will infest MGO3. No one can stop it now. The Rebalance Mod will unleash that thirst unto the future.

Are you a scrub?

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If it flies, it dies™.

HwanZike

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Saturday, July 26th 2014, 11:50pm

That guy is just a nuisance ...
This is where I'm coming from: Clicky

Watcher-45

He's watching...

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Sunday, July 27th 2014, 12:23am

Quoted from "NoctyrneSAGA"

@Aenonar

Or anyone with a lick of firearms experience.

Spoiler Spoiler






This gem from the Battlelog CTE.

What SIDWULF is asking for is that reticles denote point of impact instead of point of aim because "it's the right way to do things."


Uhh... Yeah. I can sit with my Ruger 77/22 VBZ, my 16x HAWKE 44mm Varmint scope, and a box of Wolf match .22lr and plink away at a 1" circle at 100m and what I DON'T get 100% of the time is POA/POI.
What I get is a rough circle around my POA that is the result of the limitations of the weapon, deviations in wind one shot to the next, projectile trajectory deviation due to barrel conditions and ammo consistency/quality, and elements of user error.

Will I hit the object I want to hit more or less where I want to hit it? Yes. Will it hit right where the lines intersect on my scope every time? Nope. Not by a long shot.


Making the crosshair represent POA/POI is not only unfair, but unrealistic.
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Sunday, July 27th 2014, 3:42am

Quoted from "Watcher-45"

Making the crosshair represent POA/POI is not only unfair, but unrealistic.


But that's how ARMA does it and ARMA is realistic!

Bwahahaha
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Passive Spotting is the future!

With this, I'll rid MGO3 of infestation. Sans bad gameplay MGO3 will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain.

Reddit and Konami will rewrite the records... And I will be demonized in human memory. But... The thirst for good gameplay that I have planted will infest MGO3. No one can stop it now. The Rebalance Mod will unleash that thirst unto the future.

Are you a scrub?

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If it flies, it dies™.

MsMuchLove

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Sunday, July 27th 2014, 4:01am

LOl wut :D

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Monday, July 28th 2014, 2:48am

Going through and giving nice titles to all my footage I came across a game where I played on Pearl Market. I was running the AUG with a 320FB, and kept killing a guy over and over again.
At the first kill, he said it was a nice M320 and congratulated me.
The second kill, he called me a twat.
The third kill, he called me the biggest twat he's ever seen and I should go and fuck myself.

I love this weapon.
Hackintosh user, european player, suppressor lover.
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