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Friday, September 26th 2014, 5:16pm

Be careful making out on campus. Them new laws ain't male friendly.
Are there laws about making out on campus in Freedomland?
No, it's more or less that girls can blow the rape whistle for only the slightest shade of a reason and get away with it.


Well what about the guys who get rape whistled and are innocent? Or has the definition of rape also changed so that you don't actually have to physically cause harm to your victim?
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 5:22pm

Be careful making out on campus. Them new laws ain't male friendly.
Are there laws about making out on campus in Freedomland?
No, it's more or less that girls can blow the rape whistle for only the slightest shade of a reason and get away with it.


Well what about the guys who get rape whistled and are innocent? Or has the definition of rape also changed so that you don't actually have to physically cause harm to your victim?

also,never heard about male rape? i know it's harder due to phisical reasons,but males can be victims of rape as well.. what about those?
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 5:24pm

Something something discrimination something something sexism.

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Friday, September 26th 2014, 5:35pm

Be careful making out on campus. Them new laws ain't male friendly.
Are there laws about making out on campus in Freedomland?
No, it's more or less that girls can blow the rape whistle for only the slightest shade of a reason and get away with it.
Well what about the guys who get rape whistled and are innocent? Or has the definition of rape also changed so that you don't actually have to physically cause harm to your victim?
Most of the time the guy gets cleared of any charges, but either way, once a girl does that you can say goodbye to any good reputation you have. Case and point: FSU quarterback Jameis Winston. Kid's got real talent, but the sexual assault charges that were brought against him (and subsequently dropped) have thrown a big ol' shadow over his college -- and what will probably be his professional -- career.
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 5:59pm

As far as the rape whistle goes--
Serial killer decides to kill people under the influence of mind-altering substances (say, heroin)? It's his fault.
Woman decides to have sex under the influence of mind-altering substances (alcohol)? It's the other party's fault.
And if that's not evidence that something is borken, then...hell if I know.


This reminds me. There's this dorky girl I know, cute too which is really just gravy, she basically turned me down because of the beard. We get along really well (she doesn't get along with guys well, rampaging feminist and all of that) but nope, I have facial hair. Wouldn't accept "I'll shave it if you want" as an answer... . This happened a week or two ago, I might've mentioned it. Women. One does not simply.
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 6:19pm

Just shave it and ask her again. The worst thing that can happen is that you need to grow it back. The best, ... :)
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 6:26pm

As far as the rape whistle goes--
Serial killer decides to kill people under the influence of mind-altering substances (say, heroin)? It's his fault.
Woman decides to have sex under the influence of mind-altering substances (alcohol)? It's the other party's fault.
And if that's not evidence that something is borken, then...hell if I know.


This reminds me. There's this dorky girl I know, cute too which is really just gravy, she basically turned me down because of the beard. We get along really well (she doesn't get along with guys well, rampaging feminist and all of that) but nope, I have facial hair. Wouldn't accept "I'll shave it if you want" as an answer... . This happened a week or two ago, I might've mentioned it. Women. One does not simply.


She could not handle your manly beard and felt oppressed by it. It is your privilege to shave it to please her right? :D
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 6:28pm

Personal rule of mine. If a girl says no, she stops existing. My time/money/bf is too effin important and Im in NYC on every block there is atleast 2 hot bishes, 1 mediocre, and 2 she has a nice personality girls.

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Friday, September 26th 2014, 6:35pm

The beard would take 3 months go grow back. That's doable. The mustache took me more than a year to get into its current form (it hasn't grown well, strange since I have a lot of Italian blood and my dad's side is hairy as hell). It means a lot to me, my beard is a pretty big part of my self-image/security, strange as it sounds. It's like how I don't feel safe unless I'm wearing pants (not shorts) and a sweatshirt (or jacket or whatever), I can't explain it.

I don't know if she turned me down for some other reason and used the beard as an excuse to avoid making me feel bad or if the beard is actually the problem. It'd just take an awkward situation (I want to stay friends, at a minimum) and risk making it worse. I'll probably just ask her to be honest with me and ignore my feelings. If it's actually the beard, well, cuddles > hair. If it's something else, I'd like to stay friends, at least.
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ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
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Friday, September 26th 2014, 7:09pm

You wanted to go out with a raging feminist?