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MrT3a

The only man who ever reported his own post!

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Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 7:34pm

Not pissed, but concerned.
Work gave me a laptop because I now have to regularly go to Paris.
That laptop is a symbol of my responsibilities in the company as referent for the project I'm in.
6 months I was just your regular hotliner, and it goes a bit faster than expected.
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I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

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Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 7:39pm

so i started playing the bonding of isaac: rebirth last week... I have become one with the salt

OH oh oh oh oh liking it so far? I loved how, like the original one, it just keeps moving the finishing line all the time :v

Uh didn't really piss me of but there was a snail in my kale yesterday. Didn't really taste like anything so eh.


it is alot of fun and i like it alot, but im having trouble getting down the controls. Also i die alot. I average ~1 win per play session and I usually play for a few games :/
In modern USA, the Pig roasts you!


Who loves a good ole custom chainsaw!

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Sheepnub

I pity the wool

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Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 7:42pm

Not pissed, but concerned.
Work gave me a laptop because I now have to regularly go to Paris.
That laptop is a symbol of my responsibilities in the company as referent for the project I'm in.
6 months I was just your regular hotliner, and it goes a bit faster than expected.

You're overthinking it.
You should see it more as a 'present' or a tool, to make you feel more important. With the excuse of 'now we can be sure you can work at all times on the go, and keep in contact with us easily!'.
It's more a manipulation tool, in the positive sense of the word (for your employer), than anything else. The fact that you are having the opposite mental effect about this than intended (A slight fear/discomfort, as opposing to 'aww yhh I'm important bitches!' ) is an unexpected partially unsuccessful result of their decision.
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


Miffyli

Symthic Developer

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: Mar 21st 2013

Platform: PC

Location: __main__, Finland

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10,154

Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 8:05pm

it is alot of fun and i like it alot, but im having trouble getting down the controls. Also i die alot. I average ~1 win per play session and I usually play for a few games :/
Yeeah it's almost purely based on luck and items you get. Sometimes you just stomp the game.
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

MrT3a

The only man who ever reported his own post!

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Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 8:39pm

Not pissed, but concerned.
Work gave me a laptop because I now have to regularly go to Paris.
That laptop is a symbol of my responsibilities in the company as referent for the project I'm in.
6 months I was just your regular hotliner, and it goes a bit faster than expected.

You're overthinking it.
You should see it more as a 'present' or a tool, to make you feel more important. With the excuse of 'now we can be sure you can work at all times on the go, and keep in contact with us easily!'.
It's more a manipulation tool, in the positive sense of the word (for your employer), than anything else. The fact that you are having the opposite mental effect about this than intended (A slight fear/discomfort, as opposing to 'aww yhh I'm important bitches!' ) is an unexpected partially unsuccessful result of their decision.

If I were my employer, yep I would think of it as a gift for my good work.
Will take it as so ^^ better ^^

I'm awfully tired, might not help with interpretation ^^
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I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

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Tuesday, August 25th 2015, 9:30pm

it is alot of fun and i like it alot, but im having trouble getting down the controls. Also i die alot. I average ~1 win per play session and I usually play for a few games :/

Yeeah it's almost purely based on luck and items you get. Sometimes you just stomp the game.


I have had that happen a couple of times. It almost feels like the game is taking pittance on me for getting dragged through the mud previously
In modern USA, the Pig roasts you!


Who loves a good ole custom chainsaw!

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Revolver 0celo7

IRL Gunmaster

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: Jun 24th 2012

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 12:33am

I dunno man, if I live on planet Earth with humans, that's all the motive I need to carry a gun... Well, I prefer swords, but that's just me.
my title enables me to...hook you up with anything you need


oo... ooo.. ooo.. *raises hand* 1 five body Katana pls.
that's unnecessary


well we will see who survives the zombie apocalypse.
probably me, I'm literally the gunmaster here...
Altoids...

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11:19 PM Fine I will kill you and film you bleeding
11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?

Pastafarianism

Mom's Spaghetti

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 9:05pm



My hair is not cooperating. It makes me scream a scream that my dogs cower from

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Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.


ToTheSun!

Be Creative.

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: Mar 9th 2012

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Location: Portugal

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 9:07pm

Snazzy.

Pastafarianism

Mom's Spaghetti

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 9:09pm

Quoted

Snazzy.

The hair or the scream?

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Symthic's Friendly Neighborhood Pastafarian


Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
Good Quotes Ahead:

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Quoted


You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.