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Saturday, December 8th 2012, 9:40pm

People claimed that defibs made one run faster? Shenanigans.

But they don't drop your KPM of whichever weapons you're using...and people wonder how I have such a high KPM on the AEK.
They certainly don't drop your SPM, either...
+100
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Etc.
Though, back to the topic at hand.
I demand that I be able to end the video by saying "If Symthic had a motto, this is where I'd make a fool of myself saying it."
Also we should mention Sym's snowmobile at some point.
Eat your heart out, Badger.

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<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

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Saturday, December 8th 2012, 9:53pm

You'll certainly get that chance :P
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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 1:42am

Thanks to Jesus we have a script.

Feel free to correct!

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Welcome to Symthic.com, a hub of vital game statistics and verified facts, the likes of which the web has never seen before. As of December, we have detailed statistics for Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3, with work on Black Ops 2 and Medal of Honor: Warfighter in progress, and Planetside 2 statistics on the way.

With our new Symthic 3.0 web page, clicking the header for each game will now bring you to the General Information section for the game. These mostly include information that is vital to understand but is never directly told to the players.

Most people come here for our convenient weapon charts, showing detailed information about individual weapons, like recoil, spread, and damage charts. From here, you can select weapon attachments to see how they change values for a weapon's statistics, and compare weapons for personal analysis. You can select two of the same weapon and give them both different attachments, to see how each affects the weapon, and see the pros and cons on the same page.

If you don't feel like toiling for hours trying to read these numbers like they're the Matrix, or there's something you don't know, visit the forums! Symthic's forum is a menagerie of all types of people, from high school and college students, to IT professionals, engineers, and, hell, some of our guys even built a railgun. If you want to kill some time and get some experiences from other people as well, feel free to check out the Weapon Reviews section of the forums. Be sure to look for what the reviewer plays on, console players will have a much different experience with certain guns than PC players, and different opinions. Technical and General Discussion will have a host of informative threads with everything from details on explosive damages and blast radii to how gravity actually works in Battlefield 3.


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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 1:51am

You never stop working to you? :D That looks awesome, I wish I could help in some way, but I'm no good with editing an d things like that.
Random comma is, random

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like some kind of all kit terribad M16 clone.

Oh, an all kit m416?

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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 1:57am

You never stop working to you? :D That looks awesome, I wish I could help in some way, but I'm no good with editing an d things like that.

haha nope. Wish I had that much discipline with school
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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 2:44am

Sooo, we are going to have some sort of promotional video, and in said video, we are going to have Jesus read the script?


.....Holy balls

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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 6:10am

Yeah, I wrote the script and I'm reading it, but he got repped for my script D:
I feel cheated.
Eat your heart out, Badger.

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<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 8:25am

Looks awesome. Keep up the good work. :thumbup:
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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 8:32am

By the way, I think by the time he posted that workup of the script, I'd already made a few revisions to tidy up.
I've already finished the recording and most of the editing. I've left him the file (with a little editing of himself to finish up, seeing as how it's 1:30 am here).
Unless I need to redo it at a reasonable time of day, which I probably will, he should have what he needs to create the video and post it onto YouTube.
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<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

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Sunday, December 9th 2012, 1:32pm

Yeah, I wrote the script and I'm reading it, but he got repped for my script D:
I feel cheated.

MY first sentence of the post: Thanks to Jesus we have a script. LOL
okay as for today, I'll have no time to make the video. Need to study ALOT. But I'll probably have the things done by monday.
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