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Pastafarianism

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 10:03pm

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How many hours do you [MarbleDuck] have in this game and how many years has it been since you have come out of your house you no life lol. Hey, someone get the my six hundred pound life camera crew
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What's a 600 pound life camera crew? Who knows :P
"My 600 pound life" is a reality TV show that follows the lives of extremely obese people. IIRC it's on TLC over here in the States. Nowadays my mom brings it up at least once every time there's a discussion about my weight. (seriously I feel like Ellie from Borderlands 2 at this point: parents always bitching at me about my appearance <.<)

Ouch I'm sorry m8. That's annoying af. I mean, I'm not in the greatest shape (~210 lbs and 6'), but I KNOW that and people telling me that just makes me feel like shit.

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 10:04pm

"My 600 pound life" is a reality TV show that follows the lives of extremely obese people. IIRC it's on TLC over here in the States. Nowadays my mom brings it up at least once every time there's a discussion about my weight. (seriously I feel like Ellie from Borderlands 2 at this point: parents always bitching at me about my appearance <.<)

The execution is flawed, but the intention is good.

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 11:36pm

Ya'll should work out, yo. Shit's fun.

If you start lifting, you can eat as much as you want, and it'll be converted to muscle rather than fat. I mean, you'll still be heavy, but you'll be beefy, too.

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"you obviously don't know what an argument is as there is only one person battling. Do you really fucking think I want subs? You think you can act all big and powerful just because you sit on a computer at least 6 hours a day like the probably nerdy unwanted retard you are with 4.3k subs? You think 4.3k subs is a lot? LOL you need medicine man. I don't want any subs as i just have a google account for other media and writing comments. Think twice before you act. You even said in your video you aren't that great of a player, and the comments agree you aren't. Maybe you should once again think twice before you act, stop being such an annoying, ignorant bastard that everyone wants to shut up, and god, literally, just shut up. Your voice gave me a headache :s"

"As a youtuber shouldn't be trying to be reeling in your viewers with exciting stuff being said not your boring ass commentary for your video"

"The more you watch his vid the dumber he gets I swear he's borderline autistic look I got shot behind cover beacuase thin sheets metal are unpenetrable. Bf4 is just as quiet and tactical as bf3 random explosion in the background . Player has dissconected from chat
You started playing bf3 and never touched bfc1/2. Please do yourself a favor and shutdown your generic cod channel down"

"Nice clickb8 Faggot w8ting for your shit tier video to disable comments . Fucking newfag cancer go play some cod you activisiom cock faggot"

"I don't see why he [MarbleDuck] always tries to shit on levelcap he is better and has a million more subs...and also "there isnt a best gun in she game there are guns that are better that others at different engagement distances" yes thats true and whichever is the best/most average at all of them is the "best gun""

"Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks"

"Why don't we just witness "LevelCap vs MarbleDuck" One on One both on Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 seen as there is so much Controversy about the Two Youtubers"

"stfu cunt, BF3 was way better end of discussion"

"Stfu man, you're be littleing the most looked upon Battlefield Youtuber. No one cares about you, how much of an ego you have, or quite frankly your opinion. It's a fucking game.... Does it really fucking matter? Pathetic man."

"fuck you asshole, dont talk shit about total"

"Wtf is your problem? You have no subs and he has millions, yet you pick on him like some kind of stubborn, ignorant, rude child born with a silver spoon is his mouth. It's easy to do that, for example... You said there was no background noise yet there is. You say you're a fairly good player, you're not."

"please talk like a normal person and not like a professional"

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "marbleduck" (Aug 26th 2015, 11:46pm)


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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 11:52pm

Ya'll should work out, yo. Shit's fun.

If you start lifting, you can eat as much as you want, and it'll be converted to muscle rather than fat. I mean, you'll still be heavy, but you'll be beefy, too.


No it fucking isn't, stop lying :P
(Says the guy blessed with a hilarious metabolism :whistling: )

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 11:58pm

Ya'll should work out, yo. Shit's fun.

If you start lifting, you can eat as much as you want, and it'll be converted to muscle rather than fat. I mean, you'll still be heavy, but you'll be beefy, too.


No it fucking isn't, stop lying :P
(Says the guy blessed with a hilarious metabolism :whistling: )


Hilarious metabolism? More like daily cycling and running. I work for it just as much as anyone does.

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"you obviously don't know what an argument is as there is only one person battling. Do you really fucking think I want subs? You think you can act all big and powerful just because you sit on a computer at least 6 hours a day like the probably nerdy unwanted retard you are with 4.3k subs? You think 4.3k subs is a lot? LOL you need medicine man. I don't want any subs as i just have a google account for other media and writing comments. Think twice before you act. You even said in your video you aren't that great of a player, and the comments agree you aren't. Maybe you should once again think twice before you act, stop being such an annoying, ignorant bastard that everyone wants to shut up, and god, literally, just shut up. Your voice gave me a headache :s"

"As a youtuber shouldn't be trying to be reeling in your viewers with exciting stuff being said not your boring ass commentary for your video"

"The more you watch his vid the dumber he gets I swear he's borderline autistic look I got shot behind cover beacuase thin sheets metal are unpenetrable. Bf4 is just as quiet and tactical as bf3 random explosion in the background . Player has dissconected from chat
You started playing bf3 and never touched bfc1/2. Please do yourself a favor and shutdown your generic cod channel down"

"Nice clickb8 Faggot w8ting for your shit tier video to disable comments . Fucking newfag cancer go play some cod you activisiom cock faggot"

"I don't see why he [MarbleDuck] always tries to shit on levelcap he is better and has a million more subs...and also "there isnt a best gun in she game there are guns that are better that others at different engagement distances" yes thats true and whichever is the best/most average at all of them is the "best gun""

"Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks"

"Why don't we just witness "LevelCap vs MarbleDuck" One on One both on Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 seen as there is so much Controversy about the Two Youtubers"

"stfu cunt, BF3 was way better end of discussion"

"Stfu man, you're be littleing the most looked upon Battlefield Youtuber. No one cares about you, how much of an ego you have, or quite frankly your opinion. It's a fucking game.... Does it really fucking matter? Pathetic man."

"fuck you asshole, dont talk shit about total"

"Wtf is your problem? You have no subs and he has millions, yet you pick on him like some kind of stubborn, ignorant, rude child born with a silver spoon is his mouth. It's easy to do that, for example... You said there was no background noise yet there is. You say you're a fairly good player, you're not."

"please talk like a normal person and not like a professional"

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Wednesday, August 26th 2015, 11:59pm

Hilarious metabolism? More like daily cycling and running. I work for it just as much as anyone does.

I think Viper meant himself.

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 12:01am

Hilarious metabolism? More like daily cycling and running. I work for it just as much as anyone does.

I think Viper meant himself.


He did :P

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 1:02am

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I'm in way over my head right now. I think that's how I'm supposed to feel though.
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ViperFTW: THIS
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Pastafarianism

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Thursday, August 27th 2015, 2:38am

Working out is fun, if you're a masochist or have excellent self will.

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Master of nothing, mediocre at everything... except dropping ammo boxes. I do that like it's my fucking job.
BAND RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (or really till whenever I update it): I don't really have much if I'm being honest. Give me some metalcore recommendations and I'll try 'em out
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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

I don't even have a big neck.

I didn't know vertigo could disrupt one's sense of size.