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ToTheSun!

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Monday, June 8th 2015, 9:27pm

@Blue Panda

I found out belgian women are superior.

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marbleduck

Smoked Salmon Best Salmon

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Monday, June 8th 2015, 11:17pm

@Blue Panda

I found out belgian women are superior.

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Damn.

Platoon Marble Duck

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"you obviously don't know what an argument is as there is only one person battling. Do you really fucking think I want subs? You think you can act all big and powerful just because you sit on a computer at least 6 hours a day like the probably nerdy unwanted retard you are with 4.3k subs? You think 4.3k subs is a lot? LOL you need medicine man. I don't want any subs as i just have a google account for other media and writing comments. Think twice before you act. You even said in your video you aren't that great of a player, and the comments agree you aren't. Maybe you should once again think twice before you act, stop being such an annoying, ignorant bastard that everyone wants to shut up, and god, literally, just shut up. Your voice gave me a headache :s"

"As a youtuber shouldn't be trying to be reeling in your viewers with exciting stuff being said not your boring ass commentary for your video"

"The more you watch his vid the dumber he gets I swear he's borderline autistic look I got shot behind cover beacuase thin sheets metal are unpenetrable. Bf4 is just as quiet and tactical as bf3 random explosion in the background . Player has dissconected from chat
You started playing bf3 and never touched bfc1/2. Please do yourself a favor and shutdown your generic cod channel down"

"Nice clickb8 Faggot w8ting for your shit tier video to disable comments . Fucking newfag cancer go play some cod you activisiom cock faggot"

"I don't see why he [MarbleDuck] always tries to shit on levelcap he is better and has a million more subs...and also "there isnt a best gun in she game there are guns that are better that others at different engagement distances" yes thats true and whichever is the best/most average at all of them is the "best gun""

"Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks"

"Why don't we just witness "LevelCap vs MarbleDuck" One on One both on Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 seen as there is so much Controversy about the Two Youtubers"

"stfu cunt, BF3 was way better end of discussion"

"Stfu man, you're be littleing the most looked upon Battlefield Youtuber. No one cares about you, how much of an ego you have, or quite frankly your opinion. It's a fucking game.... Does it really fucking matter? Pathetic man."

"fuck you asshole, dont talk shit about total"

"Wtf is your problem? You have no subs and he has millions, yet you pick on him like some kind of stubborn, ignorant, rude child born with a silver spoon is his mouth. It's easy to do that, for example... You said there was no background noise yet there is. You say you're a fairly good player, you're not."

"please talk like a normal person and not like a professional"

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Monday, June 8th 2015, 11:58pm

@Blue Panda

I found out belgian women are superior.

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Damn you, I have a weak spot for ginger girls.

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 12:17am

@Blue Panda

I found out belgian women are superior.

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Damn you, I have a weak spot for ginger girls.


You are not the only one mate...

Why does she have snow on her hair tho?? Artsy as hell?
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ToTheSun!

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 12:48am

Why does she have snow on her hair tho?? Artsy as hell?

It fell from the sky or whatever.

I don't know. I'm no weather man.

Pastafarianism

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 1:57am

Belgian eh? Maybe Sweden has a competitor... Wow

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You're into Chinese nowadays?
No, but i am into immature jokes about sexual intercourse with cats with a pinch of stereotypical asian accent. :D

Thanks razal.

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marbleduck

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 1:58am



Also, Sun, I made you some wallpapers:



Platoon Marble Duck

Hate Mail

"you obviously don't know what an argument is as there is only one person battling. Do you really fucking think I want subs? You think you can act all big and powerful just because you sit on a computer at least 6 hours a day like the probably nerdy unwanted retard you are with 4.3k subs? You think 4.3k subs is a lot? LOL you need medicine man. I don't want any subs as i just have a google account for other media and writing comments. Think twice before you act. You even said in your video you aren't that great of a player, and the comments agree you aren't. Maybe you should once again think twice before you act, stop being such an annoying, ignorant bastard that everyone wants to shut up, and god, literally, just shut up. Your voice gave me a headache :s"

"As a youtuber shouldn't be trying to be reeling in your viewers with exciting stuff being said not your boring ass commentary for your video"

"The more you watch his vid the dumber he gets I swear he's borderline autistic look I got shot behind cover beacuase thin sheets metal are unpenetrable. Bf4 is just as quiet and tactical as bf3 random explosion in the background . Player has dissconected from chat
You started playing bf3 and never touched bfc1/2. Please do yourself a favor and shutdown your generic cod channel down"

"Nice clickb8 Faggot w8ting for your shit tier video to disable comments . Fucking newfag cancer go play some cod you activisiom cock faggot"

"I don't see why he [MarbleDuck] always tries to shit on levelcap he is better and has a million more subs...and also "there isnt a best gun in she game there are guns that are better that others at different engagement distances" yes thats true and whichever is the best/most average at all of them is the "best gun""

"Marbleduck you don't know shit lol levelcap knows more than you do you cant talk about how someone puts up garbage when you do yourself your a newcomer to YouTube acting like you know shit step up in the food chain first then you have the right to talk otherwise your just a fish trying to compete with sharks"

"Why don't we just witness "LevelCap vs MarbleDuck" One on One both on Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 seen as there is so much Controversy about the Two Youtubers"

"stfu cunt, BF3 was way better end of discussion"

"Stfu man, you're be littleing the most looked upon Battlefield Youtuber. No one cares about you, how much of an ego you have, or quite frankly your opinion. It's a fucking game.... Does it really fucking matter? Pathetic man."

"fuck you asshole, dont talk shit about total"

"Wtf is your problem? You have no subs and he has millions, yet you pick on him like some kind of stubborn, ignorant, rude child born with a silver spoon is his mouth. It's easy to do that, for example... You said there was no background noise yet there is. You say you're a fairly good player, you're not."

"please talk like a normal person and not like a professional"

Nick 30075

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 2:46am

That girl...yeah, Nick approves.

Creepy though that may sound, not many achieve my coveted "actually not garbage-tier" rank!
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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Watcher-45

He's watching...

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 4:08am

So, this started as a small annoyance and built gradually over the last couple of days where now it's a full blown issue. I can't game on my internet anymore.

I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm on Comcast high speed, wireless, and I can browse, stream, and download just fine, but whenever I try to search for servers on Steam nothing ever comes up and if I happen to get lucky and join one I usually get disconnected or it plays like I'm over 500 ping when I'm only 30 ping...

It started playing KF2. Did the usual restart the router thing and whatever to no affect. So I thought it might be an issue with KF2 so I deleted it and reinstalled it. No change. Then I tried CS:GO and that was the same story. So I thought Steam had an issue. I found some fix on the forums that involved deleting the master server file in the config and redownloading it so I did that and it didn't change anything.

So then I try BF4. Nope. I can get as far as the "Playing" message in Battlelog but the level never loads and it disconnects me on a timed out error.

I thought maybe it was my wireless adapter, it is older and for a while I ran it with no antennas for some reason so maybe I broke it on accident. So I got a really nice TP-Link Archer T9E wireless adapter and the connection strength and signal quality flew through the roof! No change. Still can't play any videogames.

Oh, I can still stream HD video. My test is a copy of The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring that I got for free from Google Play. It's almost 3 hours long. After one minute of playback, it's already loaded to the 40 minute mark. My internet is plenty fine.

The one thing I can't do is access my router's settings. It requires a username and password to get in, and when I asked the owner of the network for that information he says he doesn't know what it is and/or he never set that up and/or it might be written down somewhere but he doesn't know where.


So, WTF? Why can't I game? Is Comcast throttling me somehow? Could it be an issue with my PC somehow?
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CobaltRose

I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room...

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Tuesday, June 9th 2015, 5:17am

@Blue Panda

I found out belgian women are superior.

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Damn.
I echo this sentiment. Hot freakin' damn.

Also, marble: thanks for the new wallpaper. Wish my start bar would change to the color I want it to (what good is a black background when your start bar is broken-Aero pale blue?), but other than that it looks nice.
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