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Friday, November 7th 2014, 10:01pm

Found out where all the teenage girls are in Sweden...



McDonalds... Seriously, every single one is just filled with girl gangs... oO


Aen gonna go turn on his magic? :D

Teen girls are fucking annoying D; Plus they travel in packs...

This is one of the biggest generalization i've ever seen numerically speaking(next are all adults are xxx, all men are xxx and everyone is xxx)
Numbers aside, i dunno, the only thing i seen in common with each one i talked to is that they are way too lively and solar to not sound stupid even when they aren't.
"I'm just a loot whore."


stuff mostly unrelated to BF4 that interests nobody



bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


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Friday, November 7th 2014, 10:06pm

met some new friends and woke up in the morning at about 8am on the steps of some museum 2 miles from home

Did you feel any sort of discomfort in the butt cheek area upon awakening?


Hello! =)

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 2:14am

Found out where all the teenage girls are in Sweden...



McDonalds... Seriously, every single one is just filled with girl gangs... oO


Aen gonna go turn on his magic? :D

Teen girls are fucking annoying D; Plus they travel in packs...

This is one of the biggest generalization i've ever seen numerically speaking(next are all adults are xxx, all men are xxx and everyone is xxx)
Numbers aside, i dunno, the only thing i seen in common with each one i talked to is that they are way too lively and solar to not sound stupid even when they aren't.

Teen girls around here are obsessed with two things these days, looking pretty and socializing like derps 24/7. If they're not part of that group they're extremely dull to the point where they barely do anything at all. The decent ones are a minority, and they don't show themselves much.. Had like 2 out of 150 in my grade back in school, although the rest weren't part of the first group... Extremely dull school life in that department...



And well... Haven't slept well ever since I had to get up extremely early on wednesday, thought it was just rebound from the lack of sleep that day but... I just noticed that the alarm clock is still active on that ungodly hour, screwing up the middle of my sleep <.<

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 3:44am

Last night I went to a Chvrches gig

Daaamn that's nice! Guess what I'm listening to atm. :)
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Yeah the AWS has kahooneys, unlike the CBJ and QBB's uniball thing.




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wait


fuck


im starting to sound reasonable


I mean uhh....


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That's better

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 7:48am

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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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Gaming Stuff


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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
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ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 11:33am

Just saw that they're taking nominations for the Dice friends dogtag again... Out of 11 pages with 20 posts per page, 3 nominations for Symthic, by other Symthic users ;o The rest are pretty much just random battlelog users and youtubers...

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 11:53am

Just saw that they're taking nominations for the Dice friends dogtag again... Out of 11 pages with 20 posts per page, 3 nominations for Symthic, by other Symthic users ;o The rest are pretty much just random battlelog users and youtubers...

Of course. People tend to follow youtube etc much easier (where the creator is also wayyyy more visible than on a website). Also these Symthic guys who did really affect the gameplay did it in privateish manner so only the people who follow these forums know about it.
I'll nominate for those who helped DICE LA to balance things. Sorry if I missed any names.
I wouldn't mind a nomination, but it's okey if you dun wanna :'c
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

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Saturday, November 8th 2014, 10:23pm

@Aenonar

Check page 2 you missed 1. :P


Also could anyone share their Youtube render settings for 60fps? Sony vegas.


ALso

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7001296…thing-get-ready

REALLY WTF USA
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


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"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.



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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 1:38am

It's no coincidence that the M320 even LOOKS like a crutch.
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Sunday, November 9th 2014, 8:11am

Launchers in general (in BF4) are pretty shitty crutches. Nothing like a Carl G with MK2 in BC2 or 203s with DC OMA in MW2.

Also, check dem acronyms, dawg.
#3 RHIB pilot on PS3. I'm kinda a big deal.

It's all fun and games until someone posts child porn.
Never forget. IE on 360 10/23/2012

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Jenkins is now my hero.

I just thought I would make a joke

Incest is intriguing, due to the taboos placed upon it in our society. It can be a beautiful thing, and it should be explored more.

I think I'll go be gay.


All those lockable threads are making me salivate....