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CobaltRose

I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room...

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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 2:02am

was going to hop on BF4, but my parents just started watching OitnB... So much for that :thumbdown:
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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

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Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

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ViperFTW

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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 8:42am


Don't you talk shit about Erdoğan m8.
The western media is really fucking up his image, in reality he's the leader everyone dreams of.
A stronk Erdoğan means a stronk Turkey.


If you say so dude
And I'm pretty sure its spelt 'Strong' :P

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 12:30pm

@Watcher-45
Didn't you just finish the work on the engine? It would be a shame to sell the Soozooki just after that :(
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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 7:06pm

So, my mother just read an article on how Taiwanese gamers are getting Youtube monay.

Now she's telling me that since I devote so much time to video games, I should cash in as well.

I tried to explain how Internet circlejerks work and why I will be highly unlikely to succeed.

She said I just needed friends to upvote my shit more than it gets downvoted.



Help pls.
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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 7:58pm

@NoctyrneSAGA tell her the chance is the same as becoming a movie star or sports athlete, 1-1000000

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Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


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Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


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NoctyrneSAGA

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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 8:07pm

@NoctyrneSAGA tell her the chance is the same as becoming a movie star or sports athlete, 1-1000000

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I've told her about haters, circlejerks, and how hard it is to break-in to the Youtube scene.

She basically said the equivalent of "Spin the wheel again! You're bound to win at one point!"
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Wednesday, August 6th 2014, 8:59pm

There are probably more Youtube channels than there are people who buy lottery tickets. And there's roughly the same amount of winners as successful channels. You don't put $50 a week into the lottery, do you?

Explained as such, she might understand.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
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23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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ViperFTW: THIS
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Thursday, August 7th 2014, 12:05am

Or just tell her she went full retard.
Probably not the best idea. But for teh lulz.
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Yeah the AWS has kahooneys, unlike the CBJ and QBB's uniball thing.




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wait


fuck


im starting to sound reasonable


I mean uhh....


COWADOOTAYDAWGGG
That's better

NoctyrneSAGA

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Thursday, August 7th 2014, 12:07am

Or just tell her she went full retard.
Probably not the best idea. But for teh lulz.


I'm asking for help to survive, not the fastest trip to hell.
Data Browser

Passive Spotting is the future!

"Skill" may indeed be the most magical of words. Chant it well enough and any desire can be yours.

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KROLMAN

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Thursday, August 7th 2014, 12:16am

@NoctyrneSAGA what about dad? Maybe he can straighten out that woman. Or you could tell her the mental side effects of YouTube in how haters will turn you to depression and she'll be the one paying for meds because of YouTube scaring you.

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Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.