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Friday, September 13th 2013, 8:14am

Looks like someone can't afford Windows 8.
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Teamwork is where players function by themselves, but their effectiveness is multiplied when they work together. Not a checklist of "did we bring a healer so we can start playing?"

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Friday, September 13th 2013, 9:43am

Hey, you can always pirate it.

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Friday, September 13th 2013, 1:54pm

Piracy, the poor man's best friend (other than his cardboard box)

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
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This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



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Friday, September 13th 2013, 2:15pm

Any OSX dualbooters here?
I have a hackintosh.
Hackintosh user, european player, suppressor lover.
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Friday, September 13th 2013, 2:34pm

Urgh, pirates.

Ew
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Friday, September 13th 2013, 8:06pm

Urgh, pirates.

Ew

You would know :D
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Friday, September 13th 2013, 8:08pm

What's that? I can't hear you over Ballmer giving me a blowjob from going legit.
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Friday, September 13th 2013, 9:04pm

I'd prefer not to get blowjobs from Steve Ballmer.

Things people said

And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

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Friday, September 13th 2013, 9:50pm

I'd prefer not to get blowjobs from Steve Ballmer.

He probably stop midway and start mumbling "developersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopers..."

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Friday, September 13th 2013, 10:53pm

I'd prefer not to get blowjobs from Steve Ballmer.

He probably stop midway and start mumbling "developersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopers..."

Ah man, I can't stop smiling and chuckling... I shall reward thou with some more time on symthic v4 tonight :D.
the remixes... ei saatana...
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included