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Thursday, June 13th 2013, 5:10pm

Hi everyone, I'm Cheesehead. I've been a long time lurker here and finally decided to register. I find the dynamics of FPS to be fascinating, and I simply love to learn the science behind them all. For this reason, I've enjoyed my time on Symthic and found the community's input to be very insightful here on the forums. This especially applies to a few gents (forgive me for not knowing your names, I've only recognized you by your avatars), as the person with the Jesse Pinkman "Statistics Bitch!" avatar (I agree with a lot of what you say), the fellow with the M60 Oink Oink avatar (my fellow 7.62X51mm brotha) and the man who has an awesome beard and looks like a legitimate viking (I thoroughly enjoy your breakdowns).

Anyways, I'm attending college in the U.S. and hoping to get a doctorate's in clinical psych so I can be a clinical psychologist in the Navy or work with veterans through the VA. I'm an avid football fan (Packers- hence, the name Cheesehead) and love mountain biking.

Other than that, I'm a pretty laid back guy. See you all on the battlefield!

Why hello there, good sir.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Monday, July 1st 2013, 4:15pm

ahoj,

People call me Jokerle and other names.
I am a german dude living in czech republic and pretending to do science IRL.
Since I browser through your forum every now and then when I am bored, I figured I could register as well.
Whatever I do wrong in the future, blame it on Sao :D , he constantly speaks of symthic over at global-conflict.org and he got me going to this site/forum more often to look up stats and numbers.

cheers everyone,
Jokerle

ps. I really like the forum software. Has some nice features.

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Monday, July 1st 2013, 4:22pm

Welcome to MATHLAND Symthic!

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



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Monday, July 1st 2013, 5:23pm

Welcome. So are you just a lurker or also a player? :)

P.S. Did you really move from Germany to CZ to work there?

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Monday, July 1st 2013, 5:31pm

Welcome. So are you just a lurker or also a player? :)

P.S. Did you really move from Germany to CZ to work there?
I also play BF3 if you meant that. (Jokerle is also my battlelog name).

I got a 2y contract as a post-doc in the institute of biophysics in Brno.
It is an EU funding program so payment is on the same level as it would be in Germany :thumbup:

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Monday, July 1st 2013, 8:32pm

Welcome to Symthic!

Things people said

And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

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Monday, July 1st 2013, 8:52pm

Welcome!

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Tuesday, July 2nd 2013, 10:39am

Welcome. So are you just a lurker or also a player? :)

P.S. Did you really move from Germany to CZ to work there?
I also play BF3 if you meant that. (Jokerle is also my battlelog name).

I got a 2y contract as a post-doc in the institute of biophysics in Brno.
It is an EU funding program so payment is on the same level as it would be in Germany :thumbup:

Nice man.

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

Spoiler Spoiler

Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

Spoiler Spoiler

And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO



Currently playing: Dota 2, CS:GO
Playing on PS2 Emulator: Suikoden series

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Tuesday, July 2nd 2013, 11:25am

Welcome. So are you just a lurker or also a player? :)

P.S. Did you really move from Germany to CZ to work there?
I also play BF3 if you meant that. (Jokerle is also my battlelog name).

I got a 2y contract as a post-doc in the institute of biophysics in Brno.
It is an EU funding program so payment is on the same level as it would be in Germany :thumbup:

Nice man.
Do you mean that he is a nice man? Or do you mean that it is nice that he is a man? Or perhaps you mean 'nice, man', congratulating him? I am leaning to the second option myself.

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The T-90 is a challenge, the BTR-90 is going to kill everyone in a 100 meter radius and go flying off a hill into a helicopter only to drive off while the corpse of the Cobra it just went through is being dragged through the beach on Oman.
The game will include a fully automatic An-94 launcher, literally firing Abakans at 600 RPM.
clicky
I expect rep.
If J3ST3R is dead, I think I just heard the entity that is grammar let out a sigh of relief...
To say nothing of the inordinate expense incurred by adding functionality to the gun that I may not ever use.
IKEA is the problem! Its all Desksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesks but oh, oh the second you say you want a table they chuckle and say "A table? You mean a kitchen table? How about a bedside table? Oh! Oh you must mean a dining room table!" and I'm like "NO! NO I JUST WANT A STANDARD, BLACK, BORING TABLE!" and they look at me then smile and go "You mean this? 170..." :(
Also, why does the RANDOM thread have a topic?

Why do fish have legs?
Fucking dutch.


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Tuesday, July 2nd 2013, 11:29am

Welcome. So are you just a lurker or also a player? :)

P.S. Did you really move from Germany to CZ to work there?
I also play BF3 if you meant that. (Jokerle is also my battlelog name).

I got a 2y contract as a post-doc in the institute of biophysics in Brno.
It is an EU funding program so payment is on the same level as it would be in Germany :thumbup:

Nice man.
Do you mean that he is a nice man? Or do you mean that it is nice that he is a man? Or perhaps you mean 'nice, man', congratulating him? I am leaning to the second option myself.
I gratefully accept all 3 options. :D

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