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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 1:52am

Fraud, lies and human plagiarism- I reveal what I truly am.

All this about me being a sniper in the britsh army, flying UAVs...is just a story.
I'm just a 16 year old loser, who can't pull, and has too much free time. I have extreme difficulty making friends, and keeping friendships going...I cannot socialise, I haven't been to a party since I was 8. My grades are shit, and I'm hated by most I meet.
This is basically the sad story of the real Fred.
Sorry to dissapoint you all.
I wouldn't be unhappy if all of you release a torrent of hate on me.
Feel free to delete my account, mods.
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Freds quotes of the year

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Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

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I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 1:54am

Whoa whoa WHOA! No, you can't do this to us Fred! D:

You're still Fred to us...

You're totally trolling, aren't you?

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 1:56am

The hills are alive with the sound of bullshit.

feci.

Quotes of the Ages:

Also, sad day when your phone corrects FAMAS to be in caps. Damn it.

That's not bad. My phone corrected "lets deforest Caspian Boarder" into "Lets de-foreskin Asians".... I think my phone is a racist pervert....

I would start singing Disney, but then I would be led on a path of destruction, eventually ending up with a boyfriend who is actually a skull with Macaroni and cheese.


a la Miley Cyrus

An edit by Auto in response to a couple of images of dead Union soldiers from the US Civil War:
Not what Auto wanted to see whilst eating his breakfast.... Put me off my cheerios dammit:/

God I feel like someone just hit me over the head with a bust of Sigmund Freud :D
Fucking hell!

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:00am

The hills are alive with the sound of bullshit.

Ask Soko if you like (when he comes online of course)
This is me trying to remove a guilty conscience and a web of lies I spun, after my last family member died.


Believe what you like.
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New TV, no input lag! WOOP WOO- ahh, forget it.

Freds quotes of the year

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:01am

Gentlemen, I, too, have a confession to make.

I am not actually Pepin the Short, son of Charles Martel and First King of the Franks.
I am actually a British sniper who flies UAV's in Afghanistan for a living.

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:05am

... Knew this was coming.

Edit. Time to change your Bio Freed.

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:05am

This is me being serious, ok?
Don't fucking go along with it and assume it's me trolling.
I don't do that shit
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New TV, no input lag! WOOP WOO- ahh, forget it.

Freds quotes of the year

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:05am

I don't know how to react to this thread. There's the off chance you are trolling, and I'll feel like a total retard for going along with it, but I suppose I'll go with the lesser of two evils. <- (me covering my ass)
(Post above made me feel like a dick for typing that ;D)
Well at least you made this thread, it must have took a lot to actually come out and say it, besides, the act you had was bloody good! You do your research, man!

Just, start anew, there's no reason to delete an account because you had a fake persona. I'm sure you're not the only person on the internet.

At least you weren't pretending to be a child when you're actually like 40 xD

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:05am

You're still our Fred despite all this.
I know you've been lying to us, yet I still like you.

I'm eager to meet the real Fred :)
And please, you're part of our community, do stay.

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Wednesday, October 31st 2012, 2:06am

I don't know how to react to this thread. There's the off chance you are trolling, and I'll feel like a total retard for going along with it, but I suppose I'll go with the lesser of two evils.

He is not trolling LB.

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