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Tuesday, June 7th 2016, 10:03pm

For as long as I've been here I've been wondering what kind of person TWC really is

I can't help but imagine some skinny nerdy boy'ish guy hiding behind that alter-ego

@The World Champion

IRL pic pls :love:



My money's on hyper-complex extraterrestrial AI :)

Fucking synths


YOU LEGEND CHEAPNUB YOU LEGEND YOU LEGEND YOU LEGEND :thumbsup:

..... :love: :love: :love:
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

Spoiler Spoiler

Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


CobaltRose

I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room...

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Tuesday, June 7th 2016, 11:49pm

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Wednesday, June 8th 2016, 11:52am

Elite's AI Created Super Weapons and Started Hunting Players. Skynet is Here | Kotaku UK
(I know I know, kotaku and clickbait title, but the story still is fun)

Even tho this was a system bug and not really a thing AI "made", I can imagine FPS AI bots soon shaking all around so they can 'see' to every direction at the same time etc. Damn human flesh limitations, reminds me of Arquemann's signature "Where flesh fails, machine endures.". That sentence gives me chills for some reason o:
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  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
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Wednesday, June 8th 2016, 12:03pm

Elite's AI Created Super Weapons and Started Hunting Players. Skynet is Here | Kotaku UK
(I know I know, kotaku and clickbait title, but the story still is fun)

Even tho this was a system bug and not really a thing AI "made", I can imagine FPS AI bots soon shaking all around so they can 'see' to every direction at the same time etc. Damn human flesh limitations, reminds me of Arquemann's signature "Where flesh fails, machine endures.". That sentence gives me chills for some reason o:



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Wednesday, June 8th 2016, 6:19pm

Elite's AI Created Super Weapons and Started Hunting Players. Skynet is Here | Kotaku UK
(I know I know, kotaku and clickbait title, but the story still is fun)

Even tho this was a system bug and not really a thing AI "made", I can imagine FPS AI bots soon shaking all around so they can 'see' to every direction at the same time etc. Damn human flesh limitations, reminds me of Arquemann's signature "Where flesh fails, machine endures.". That sentence gives me chills for some reason o:




Agreed. I think Miffy is on the same page as us as well :)

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Somewhere Beyond Seas by Varathron!

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Wednesday, June 8th 2016, 9:39pm

@Aenonar

now now, consider TWC like this but for the forum, and you'll see you'll start enjoying his posts, not everyone has to be 100% serious all the times anyway.(although this would probably apply more to someone like stonemountain64)

Flavor text - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

His posts used to be far far worse ;o

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Thursday, June 9th 2016, 12:18am

Holy crap
FAA Warns of GPS Outages This Month During Mysterious Tests on the West Coast
Uh yeah, so that fatal GPS-related autopilot security flaw which exists in about 80% of commercial aircraft? The one which has actually been used to take down aircraft in the Middle East (albeit UAVs)? This almost seems like the US is testing something based on that.

Given the wording of the FAA's actual notice, I'm inclined to think that it's not bubble testing--pilots know to resort to IMUs when GPS goes down. "Hey guys, don't let your computer look at your GPS" sounds a LOT like a warning you would give someone over the RTK flaw.

Well, time to tick the number of groups which can exploit this up to three.
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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
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ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
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ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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Thursday, June 9th 2016, 5:22am

^Wow, I posted that in the wrong thread. Wups.

In other news, D.Va is wonderful.
Overwatch Fans Have Turned DVA Into A Dorito-Eating Gremlin | Kotaku Australia




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Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Thursday, June 9th 2016, 9:37am

^Wow, I posted that in the wrong thread. Wups.

We all have our lil' demons inside of us who enjoy breaking things >:3

Not a specialist in this stuff but I'd have imagined jamming GPS would have been easy-ish, I guess faking the position is whole another story tho.
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
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  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
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Thursday, June 9th 2016, 4:13pm

You're right, jamming isn't too hard but spoofing is. You're basically trying to fake the signals for multiple satellites at the same time and it's not easy. You have to know exactly where what you're targeting is and broadcast the wrong signals with perfect phase right to it.

Jamming and large-scale spoofing both cause a lot of collateral to the airwaves, too.
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Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)