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Nick 30075

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 2:16am

My reaction to finding out that it's out:
Hahahahaaa-aaamen

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

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More coming...whenever I stop being lazy, I guess.

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You're fedorable

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK DDD

(the album in question)

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ViperFTW

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 8:38am

@Nick 30075
@Miffyli

BTW: Any idea why it's TFS doing it now and not Takahaka from his own channel?

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 1:33pm

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

BTW: Any idea why it's TFS doing it now and not Takahaka from his own channel?

Wild guesses here, but probably because TFS channel is more popular and I'd imagine TFS people help Takahaka with Hellsing abridged a ton (not to mentioned they share many voice actors).

Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:

3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
InterimAegis - Weapon comparisons/scoring.
leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
pmax - Statistical analysis of BF4 players/games.
Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).

Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

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Sheepnub

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 6:04pm

Back in Atlantis

I flew on an airplane

WITHOUT DYING A HORRIBLE FUCKING DEATH

TWICE IN A ROW

*murrica voice* TWO TERMS BITCHES

So glad to be back in atlantis tbh

"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best of epic quotes

Spoiler

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow

Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Quoted from "LeGarcon"

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

Quoted from "Miffyli"

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

Quoted from "Aenonar"

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:

Quoted from "crashmatusow"

"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

Quoted from "The World Champion"

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night

About hunturk:

Quoted from "Oscar"

I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos

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Quoted from "Sheepnub"

...

You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

Quoted from "rainkloud"

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...

Quoted from "C0llis"

Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

Quoted from "Nick 30075"

I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!

Quoted from "NoctyrneSAGA"

But but but

He's a Youtuber

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 6:53pm

Quoted from "Miffyli"

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

BTW: Any idea why it's TFS doing it now and not Takahaka from his own channel?

Wild guesses here, but probably because TFS channel is more popular and I'd imagine TFS people help Takahaka with Hellsing abridged a ton (not to mentioned they share many voice actors).

Yeah, I suppose that makes sense

@Sheepnub

Well done man! Hope you enjoyed yourself :thumbsup:

Can we expect pictures?

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 8:17pm

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

So glad to be back in atlantis tbh

Don't know why that is. You have constant water above your head in both places.

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Monday, February 1st 2016, 8:51pm

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

@Sheepnub

Well done man! Hope you enjoyed yourself
Can we expect pictures?

Ohhh. Allll the pictures :love:

Almost all of them are me being a typical fucking tourist though. Doubt those are interesting for you, or anyone else. But I'll see (on another day) if I have any interesting ones.

Oh. Also a few funny videos of the 'crazy night' (name of the event) in this one pub we went to a few times where this really fat guy dressed up dragqueen style and hosted the entire thing and it ended up with everyone doing sexually-themed balloongames and quizzes and...yh...uhhhhhhhhh..........it's best if you just watch that

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Quoted from "Sheepnub"

So glad to be back in atlantis tbh

Don't know why that is. You have constant water above your head in both places.

familiarity

"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best of epic quotes

Spoiler

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow

Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Quoted from "LeGarcon"

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

Quoted from "Miffyli"

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

Quoted from "Aenonar"

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:

Quoted from "crashmatusow"

"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

Quoted from "The World Champion"

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night

About hunturk:

Quoted from "Oscar"

I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos

Quoted from "The World Champion"

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

...

You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

Quoted from "rainkloud"

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...

Quoted from "C0llis"

Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

Quoted from "Nick 30075"

I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!

Quoted from "NoctyrneSAGA"

But but but

He's a Youtuber

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about

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Tuesday, February 2nd 2016, 2:54pm

@Sheepnub

Wait, where were you?

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Tuesday, February 2nd 2016, 4:07pm

@hunturk

Paignton (and surrounding area)

"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best of epic quotes

Spoiler

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow

Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Quoted from "LeGarcon"

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

Quoted from "Miffyli"

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

Quoted from "Aenonar"

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:

Quoted from "crashmatusow"

"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

Quoted from "The World Champion"

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night

About hunturk:

Quoted from "Oscar"

I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos

Quoted from "The World Champion"

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

...

You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

Quoted from "rainkloud"

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...

Quoted from "C0llis"

Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

Quoted from "Nick 30075"

I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!

Quoted from "NoctyrneSAGA"

But but but

He's a Youtuber

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about

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Tuesday, February 2nd 2016, 5:45pm

Quoted from "Sheepnub"

@hunturk

Paignton (and surrounding area)

Haha! Devon Boy! Gonna need some pics man.

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

Personally, i don't take a stance on whether or not there is a creating entity because i'm humble enough to realize, in my fucking insignificance, the concept escapes my comprehension with a lead of 9001 light years.

RIP SRAW

Wadayoutalkenabeet

Oscar and Moe <3

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