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Tuesday, January 26th 2016, 8:52pm

@Marbleduck



Viking-ised version of my preferred superpower...

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Tuesday, January 26th 2016, 10:02pm

@viperftw
I DID NOT DIE IN A PLANECRASH YAY YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY

oh. And it ONLY took me 24 hours to find a free wifi spot .-.


Sad discovery #1: British internet is the worst in Europe IIRC...
Pro tips include: Asking at your hotel/B&B or finding a Starbucks...

nope, italy still slowest connection in the whole europe.

List of countries by Internet connection speeds - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Slow is better than NON-EX-FUCKING-ISTING

Also. Guiness beer is overrated. Badly.
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


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Tuesday, January 26th 2016, 11:06pm

Also. Guiness beer is overrated. Badly.


Yeah, I agree with you there. You try Irn Bru yet? 8o

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

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Tuesday, January 26th 2016, 11:15pm

Also. Guiness beer is overrated. Badly.


Yeah, I agree with you there. You try Irn Bru yet? 8o

Hmm.. My brother has tried like over 500 different beers and he still has a Guiness every Friday together with some Doritoes chips





Also: That moment when a troll runs out of arguments and is cornered... That final whimper, that final insult, deep down they know they lost and will cry itself to sleep... Oh so sweet... :love:

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Tuesday, January 26th 2016, 11:19pm

Also. Guiness beer is overrated. Badly.


Yeah, I agree with you there. You try Irn Bru yet? 8o

Hmm.. My brother has tried like over 500 different beers and he still has a Guiness every Friday together with some Doritoes chips

Also: That moment when a troll runs out of arguments and is cornered... That final whimper, that final insult, deep down they know they lost and will cry itself to sleep... Oh so sweet... :love:


Honestly, I've never tried it myself, but Cheapy Sheepy's comments match those of almost everyone else i know so its never entered my head to try it :P

Also, I'd call that borderline sadistic, if that weren't already apparent enough :D

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Wednesday, January 27th 2016, 7:23am

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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies


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Words of Wisdom (not really)

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Wednesday, January 27th 2016, 5:08pm

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Memorable Quotes

I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Wednesday, January 27th 2016, 7:00pm

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Best beer:


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Wednesday, January 27th 2016, 7:30pm

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@Sheepnub

Best beer:


Is that bread beer?

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Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

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Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




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Wednesday, January 27th 2016, 8:01pm

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@Sheepnub

Best beer:

Is that bread beer?


Oh no! Gluten!
RIP Sraw