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MrT3a

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 2:07pm

Stats thingy

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I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 7:19pm

It started as a regular monday at work, then they said there will be a new employee coming.
We were summoned to the lobby to greet the newcomer, she was a young beutiful woman in a suit and hair in a '60s style.The formal greets ensued and after that the day continued as usual. With my team we decided to invite her to a less formal meet in the evening, nothing would happen if she declines, of course. It was to me as the rookie of the team to invite her.
After the last coffee break I decided to go invite her to the meet. I walked to her officeroom and started a conversation with some natural small talk... Eventually I ask that would she like to join us in the evening. She declines immediately...
She said; I'm not interested, but you seem like an interesting dude, not like the others, can we meet, just the two of us?
I just started to smile a bit and said yes. We discussed the place and time, I leave her room, trying to hide my smile.

In the evening we both come to the café exactly in time. Then we talked... She is too into Kustom Kulture and likes cars like me. I made clear that she looks gorgeous imo. We both start saying that we think that we like each other. We just talked the whole time, over 3 hours. Eventually we decided to leave the café and I asked if she would like a ride home. When she realized that the '65 Galaxie was mine she almost jumped in joy. I drove her home and when she got out of the car she said I think I really like you. I said I think so too and drove home myself.

Like what the hell? This shit only happens in stories n stuff, never had a girlfriend (dunno if I can yet say that) before. Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.
Where flesh fails, machine endures.

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 7:25pm

Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.

Just wanted to double this. In English it seems somewhat common to say "love you" etc but in Finland it's just for very very very special ones.

And yeah, you were probably high on education and or something. That sounds something like I get from my current probability calculations, which are like 1.345e-7 % ^^
Lycka till with that tho!
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  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
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C0llis

Up and down. Bounce all around

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 7:38pm

Windows reminded me that i have this dank wallpaper in rotation:
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Things people said

And reading Youtube comments still gives me Turbo Cancer.

It really is quite frustrating when Helen Keller sets up her LMG in the only doorway in/out of an area.

What kind of question is that? Since when is cheese ever a bad idea?

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

CobaltRose

I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room...

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 7:44pm

Windows reminded me that i have this dank wallpaper in rotation:
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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)



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Monday, September 21st 2015, 8:07pm

Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.

Just wanted to double this. In English it seems somewhat common to say "love you" etc but in Finland it's just for very very very special ones.

And yeah, you were probably high on education and or something. That sounds something like I get from my current probability calculations, which are like 1.345e-7 % ^^
Lycka till with that tho!

I could say I'm highly educated, I'm graduating as a Master of Laws (oikeustieteen maisteri) on friday! A pretty uncommon time of the year tbh. Has to do with my psychology shenanigans. Can say for pretty sure that I won't be very eager to study in the next few decades.
Where flesh fails, machine endures.

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 8:12pm

@Arquemann

Well done, Alpha. Though, with the '69 Galaxy you could've picked me up either.

That being said, its common now that partners met at work and not any more at clubs. Thats a trend of modern world. Problem: the couples see each other at work as well. Huge destructive potential seeing the partner aaallll daaaayy looooooooong.
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Monday, September 21st 2015, 8:36pm

Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.

Just wanted to double this. In English it seems somewhat common to say "love you" etc but in Finland it's just for very very very special ones.

i think it isn't a problem of culture or language, but rather of perception, people in the g8 states tend to say "i love you" without even knowing what love actually feels like(Same for hate or friendship)
"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 8:51pm

Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.

Just wanted to double this. In English it seems somewhat common to say "love you" etc but in Finland it's just for very very very special ones.

i think it isn't a problem of culture or language, but rather of perception, people in the g8 states tend to say "i love you" without even knowing what love actually feels like(Same for hate or friendship)

That awkward moment when you have American relatives over and translating for your grandmother that doesn't understand (or remember) English and the guy goes "tell her I love her"..... Ehh.... What.... I don't even..... Not sure if it's perception or cultural, but it's clearly nowhere near the same meaning...

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Monday, September 21st 2015, 9:12pm

Oh yeah, in finnish "love" or "to love" is a pretty strong word so it isn't used that much.

Just wanted to double this. In English it seems somewhat common to say "love you" etc but in Finland it's just for very very very special ones.

i think it isn't a problem of culture or language, but rather of perception, people in the g8 states tend to say "i love you" without even knowing what love actually feels like(Same for hate or friendship)

That awkward moment when you have American relatives over and translating for your grandmother that doesn't understand (or remember) English and the guy goes "tell her I love her"..... Ehh.... What.... I don't even..... Not sure if it's perception or cultural, but it's clearly nowhere near the same meaning...

problem is that even if you use "like her" the meaning it's pretty much the same, just slightly less romantic.
"I'm just a loot whore."


stuff mostly unrelated to BF4 that interests nobody



bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

link to full-size old avatar:
http://i.imgur.com/4X0321O.gif