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ViperFTW

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:33am

When your mom calls you for dinner the next time, just roll to the table in your chair.


Oh I will, I so will. Its got an adjustable back so that's my weekend sorted :D
I love this chair sooooo much :)

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Song currently stuck in my head is: Red Cold River by Breaking Benjamin!

MrT3a

The only man who ever reported his own post!

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:37am

My first mle ribbon ^^
Stats thingy

Quotes of wisdom (maybe)


I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

Contortrix

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:40am

lol, I remember my first melee ribbon.
Spent a TDM game on Kharg Island running after people trying to knife them. I wanted that 10 ribbon dogtag. Took fucking ages.
Then I wanted that medal. Then I just got really good at knifing people. Now the knife is my #4 weapon with over 1000 kills.
Funny how that goes.

(Funfact: I have 4 knife headshots)

Oscar

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:52am

lol, I remember my first melee ribbon.
Spent a TDM game on Kharg Island running after people trying to knife them. I wanted that 10 ribbon dogtag. Took fucking ages.
Then I wanted that medal. Then I just got really good at knifing people. Now the knife is my #4 weapon with over 1000 kills.
Funny how that goes.

(Funfact: I have 4 knife headshots)

Before they started adding more stupid medals I told myself I'd try to get most of them, bar mortar and SQ gamemodes maybe.

I went and put TDM, spent matches doing more flanking than usual and knifing evertyhing I could.

I have 7 knife sefvice starts now, being my 5th weapon.

At times, to "lock on" is useful, but it backfires too.

Better than trying to 2HS a guy with a 9mm from behind and missing because his head flinches :/
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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

Mickey

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:55am

Some 14y old was being Dr Douchebag so Tombat and I had a chat him over voip.
Hunturk? :D

MY CURRENT ORIGIN/BLOG NAME: Murrican-Mickey

I say what I want to say and I do what I want to do.
There is no in between.
People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
-Eminem
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LOL Riesig


Riesig seems like the type of person that would jack off in public and think nothing of it.
He does. And people join him anyways.
What, NO!

And then later:


Fapping and lifting 5 gallons of water is dumb.

Also, because i'm skinny asian.

/QQ

My worst fear is not being able to make any more threads.


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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:56am

Almost 1700 knife kills here.
I got bored of it because defibs are fun as well, but I'm starting to like it again.

hunturk

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:59am

HEY BAD MICKEY. I'll have you know i'm 15.....
Personally, i don't take a stance on whether or not there is a creating entity because i'm humble enough to realize, in my fucking insignificance, the concept escapes my comprehension with a lead of 9001 light years.
RIP SRAW

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Oscar and Moe <3

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 12:59am

Some 14y old was being Dr Douchebag so Tombat and I had a chat him over voip.
Hunturk? :D

Nope :p
just someone who was spawnkilling our foes, stealing our vodnik, rocketing our empty vehicles etc

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 2:32am

Not exactly smiling per se, but something happened today that amused me to no end. I'm extremely bored, and I assume you are too, or you wouldn't be reading this thread in the first place. So grab, a chair, or just stand, I don't care.

Domino's was doing an island-wide sale on their pizzas. Usually I wouldn't eat store-bought pizzas, but a 50% sale was too much to resist. So I called some friends over for some pizza. I ordered three of Domino's Xtra-Large Meatzza pizza. I also got one of each side in their menu.

So five of my friends came over awhile after I placed the order. It took longer than expected to arrive so we played some CAH while waiting. We were not expecting the order to take an hour to arrive.

We also were not expecting three deliverymen to knock on our door.

They weren't even wearing any sort of uniform. Just black, all black, like detectives. Immediately I was like "Oh fuck oh fuck they caught us playing CAH", but then a fourth guy appeared with like, three huge, and I mean HUGE bags of food.

The guy opened it up and I saw how big their Xtra-Large pizza was. It was like, fucking enormous. You could play chess on the box alone.

And I ordered three of those behemoths.

Not forgetting the sides.

Welp, I'm fucked, I thought. Six people is a lot but the amount of food was overwhelming to say the least, and I certainly wasn't the type to keep uneaten pizza. So I decided to give the remainders to my friends to take home. That's all, I thought, just being a generous broski (to my convenience more than anything else, really). So we stuffed ourselves full of pizza (which was rather decent) and played more CAH for like two hours.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

After my friends left I was clearing up the hall when three more fucking FBI agents appear at my doorstep with even more bloody pizza. I was like "what the hell, I didn't order this" and they showed me a receipt with my name on it.

As it turns out, they accidentally duplicated the order and couldn't take it back, so being the compassionate asshole I am, I reluctantly took the pizza.

Now I'm stuck with a feast that could feed a family for days. I tried offering it to my neighbours but they assumed I poisoned it or some shit. I mean, come on. If I really did take the time to poison it then they could at least respect me effort and take the bloody pizza. BUT NO, I'm going to have to keep this for tomorrow or something, as much as I hate keeping uneaten food.

inb4 moralfags and africafags.

Mickey

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Friday, December 7th 2012, 3:00am

Seeing a symthic-ian do what they do best. rape with an94
BF3: 44 Magnum Only on Canals - Pwnstar Platoon & End of the World - YouTube See 3:06 and 4:59

MY CURRENT ORIGIN/BLOG NAME: Murrican-Mickey

I say what I want to say and I do what I want to do.
There is no in between.
People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
-Eminem
Inspired by Mickey

LOL Riesig


Riesig seems like the type of person that would jack off in public and think nothing of it.
He does. And people join him anyways.
What, NO!

And then later:


Fapping and lifting 5 gallons of water is dumb.

Also, because i'm skinny asian.

/QQ

My worst fear is not being able to make any more threads.