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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 12:18am

talking about chat,just 2 minutes ago happened this:

i enter in a server and another italian guy asks(presumably to his friend)
presumable cousin of X: what do you think about hardline? : D
and i answer(the friend probably was talking in squad chat):that there is nothing on it, and so on until
X: hey, you're pissing me off, stop talking.
me:why? we're just talking, if you don't like it turn it off.
X:i turn on and off the chat whenever i want,and you're pissing me off.
me: well, can't do nothing about it, the chat is of everyone.
X:no, you should stop talking, want me to make you crash?
me:well, i really wonder what AMAZING psychic skills will make you crash me.
x:stop talking with my friend and cousin! (i don't answer because was too concentrated on kikking asses)
after a while
friend and cousin talk about getting the deagle
me:well, the best way to get headshots is to aim for them not just going spray&pray on the- fuck how i missed that(killed by an afk because hipfiring with a suppressed 1911) ?
x:shut up
x:aim good and stop talking
x:or want me to make you crash?

ok...

the guy stayed silent for the rest of the round, even though i was still talking with those 2 guys.


i just wonder what do these people think they say when they write in a chat.
"I'm just a loot whore."


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obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

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Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 1:59am



Sometimes I impress myself - YouTube


Also the song choice makes me laugh.

I condensed the clips to 1 video since it's easier to watch then seperate ones.
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.



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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 3:14am



Sometimes I impress myself - YouTube


Also the song choice makes me laugh.

I condensed the clips to 1 video since it's easier to watch then seperate ones.

1:30 and going on was meh, but everything else was crazy.
"I'm just a loot whore."


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rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 3:37am

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Yup, BF4 chat never fails to amaze me.
This happened yesterday in a random server:


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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 3:39am

@iota-09

Yeah I ran out of footage... lol
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 3:47am

@iota-09

Yup, BF4 chat never fails to amaze me.
This happened yesterday in a random server:


yeah,but i think that saying he would make my game crash was priceless, yes, when isaid "crash" i didn't mean as "killing me as much as possible" i meant literally crashing the game, he italianized it by saying "ti faccio crashare"


imho, that was pure gold, should've screenshotted it if i knew what he was going to say.
"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
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23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


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Tuesday, December 30th 2014, 2:45pm


Yup, BF4 chat never fails to amaze me.
This happened yesterday in a random server:


Meanwhile true hackers don't get accused or anything as long as they don't go all silly rage-aimbotty :v

Edit: Yay Sym managed to push stuff online finally so some bugs have been fixed. Plots are still out of date but at least we're getting somewhere again.

Edit2: Had a daaaaamn nice game of BF4. Almost won against two different clans of people with almost pure randoms, and the squad I had was super teamworky and stuff. My faith in random pubs has been restored for a minute.
Links to users' thread list who have made analytical/statistical/mathematical/cool posts on Symthic:
  • 3VerstsNorth - Analysis of game mechanics in BF4 (tickrates, effects of tickrate, etc)
  • leptis - Analysis of shotguns, recoil, recoil control and air drag.
  • Veritable - Scoring of BF4/BF1 firearms in terms of usability, firing and other mechanics.
  • Miffyli - Random statistical analysis of BF4 battlereports/players and kill-distances. (list is cluttered with other threads).
Sorry if your name wasn't on the list, I honestly can't recall all names : ( . Nudge me if you want to be included

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Thursday, January 1st 2015, 4:53pm

first post of the year on this thread, w00t!

Anyways: got a good kick out of this. Not as good as some of the ones in the past, but not bad for one of the original viral video channels:

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