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Sunday, September 7th 2014, 7:20pm

My dad is I guess what you'd call a connoisseur of sorts when it comes to wine, for his birthday this year I went to Target and got him a bottle of "Expensive Wine". Literally, the brand name was "expensive".

I think it was like $8 or something, had a screw cap instead of a cork, and I laughed so hard I couldn't resist. Wrapped it up all fancy and gave it to him under the premise that I looked far and wide to get something special no matter the cost. He opens it and looks at it and nearly split his sides laughing!

"It even has a screw cap?! That's high class!"
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Sunday, September 7th 2014, 11:18pm

To find out that Viper, who I alway pictured as a distinguished member of the House of Lords, is actually, on TS, as common as muck. :D


On that wine topic, from my time in New Zealand, which has a selection of really fine wines, a lot actually have screw caps, cork is really uncommon to find on bottles there.

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 12:23am

To find out that Viper, who I alway pictured as a distinguished member of the House of Lords, is actually, on TS, as common as muck. :D


Oh hey look, you posted something and I noticed it was from you!

I'm not entirely sure where you got the 'Distinguished member' idea from, I'm almost certain I'm as sweary on here as I am on TS. The me you get on here is like the me you get at work, all the things I really want to say I don't however the me you see on TS is about as much Viper as you can get without moving here and drinking Irn Bru on my bed with us. Filter goes off so I quite happily come out with almost every thought that crosses my mind and I'm usually singing along to some extremely loud music blasting into my headset as I play. Only time you'll ever see that change is if shit gets bad at which point I'll either swap into what Cl00n called "Match Mode" or, failing that, flip my shit and go on a 10 minute rant about why I'd love to see what would happen if that AWS was stuffed all the way up that guy-with-the-shitty-emblem's arse, barrel first, magazine attached :D

I'll not hide it if I don't need to, I couldn't give a fuck what people thing about me :P

Also we should play more, you seem cool :thumbsup:

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 12:23am

@VincentNZ

What'd you think of me then?
Personally, i don't take a stance on whether or not there is a creating entity because i'm humble enough to realize, in my fucking insignificance, the concept escapes my comprehension with a lead of 9001 light years.
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Monday, September 8th 2014, 12:55am

@VincentNZ

What'd you think of me then?


You didn't make me smile...

:D

Na it was great fun on horrible maps, but I had a whole lot of trouble trying to distinguish you and Haber from the voices, especially with Viper ranting about shotguns all the time, I even had trouble telling who was Knetsch and I talked a bit to that guy before, that will take a bit of time to get used too. I am not used to speaking english a lot at the moment either and especially not with four people babbbling away with four different accents or dialects that confused me and often enough I could not understand a word that was being said. I remember Viper saying my name thrice and at some point I knew I had to reply something so I settled for: "Yeah" and hoped that sufficed. :D But half the time I just blanked out.

To add, I was so glad that Viper had a rather weak northern accent, him not being Scot and all. Otherwise my head would have been boiling.

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 2:12am

the front page for the boston herald today. It depicted a rainbow with a lightning bolt in the background (story was about a couple of women who got zapped in Ipswich), and all I could think was "Thor supports gay rights" :D
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Monday, September 8th 2014, 1:07pm

To find out that Viper, who I alway pictured as a distinguished member of the House of Lords, is actually, on TS, as common as muck. :D


Oh hey look, you posted something and I noticed it was from you!

I'm not entirely sure where you got the 'Distinguished member' idea from, I'm almost certain I'm as sweary on here as I am on TS. The me you get on here is like the me you get at work, all the things I really want to say I don't however the me you see on TS is about as much Viper as you can get without moving here and drinking Irn Bru on my bed with us. Filter goes off so I quite happily come out with almost every thought that crosses my mind and I'm usually singing along to some extremely loud music blasting into my headset as I play. Only time you'll ever see that change is if shit gets bad at which point I'll either swap into what Cl00n called "Match Mode" or, failing that, flip my shit and go on a 10 minute rant about why I'd love to see what would happen if that AWS was stuffed all the way up that guy-with-the-shitty-emblem's arse, barrel first, magazine attached :D

I'll not hide it if I don't need to, I couldn't give a fuck what people thing about me :P

Also we should play more, you seem cool :thumbsup:

This post contains about 5-10% of the profanity voice chat Viper would have used :>

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 1:48pm

To find out that Viper, who I alway pictured as a distinguished member of the House of Lords, is actually, on TS, as common as muck. :D


Oh hey look, you posted something and I noticed it was from you!

I'm not entirely sure where you got the 'Distinguished member' idea from, I'm almost certain I'm as sweary on here as I am on TS. The me you get on here is like the me you get at work, all the things I really want to say I don't however the me you see on TS is about as much Viper as you can get without moving here and drinking Irn Bru on my bed with us. Filter goes off so I quite happily come out with almost every thought that crosses my mind and I'm usually singing along to some extremely loud music blasting into my headset as I play. Only time you'll ever see that change is if shit gets bad at which point I'll either swap into what Cl00n called "Match Mode" or, failing that, flip my shit and go on a 10 minute rant about why I'd love to see what would happen if that AWS was stuffed all the way up that guy-with-the-shitty-emblem's arse, barrel first, magazine attached :D

I'll not hide it if I don't need to, I couldn't give a fuck what people thing about me :P

Also we should play more, you seem cool :thumbsup:

This post contains about 5-10% of the profanity voice chat Viper would have used :>


Exactly, there is a distinct difference between the two Vipers. :D While he is really sophisticated and rarely profane in his posts, on TS it is an ongoing explicit litany about shotgun and AWS users as well as the XM25 inability to lock on anything below 15m. :D I loved it.

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 2:21pm

FIGHTS FIGHTS FIGHTS DEAR LORD THE FIGHTS.

What made me smile today? I've been playing an excellent game with strong balancing against and with players trying to fight for their team.

ALSO THE FIGHTS, THEY WERE GOOD AND MANY.

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Monday, September 8th 2014, 3:53pm

...the XM25 inability to lock on anything below 15m.


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l2xm25 bro

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