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bboypaktailo

Ruining people's shows since 2014

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 3:32pm

I only get to 99kb/s MAX.

I'm only proud of my BF3 stats. I've barely played BF4.
I am a proud member of the Church of The One True Tohsaka. Our one and only Goddess!

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Starting the usual old members style of putting random quotes in signatures
You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

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And.... I banged the fucking computer box yet again last night.... She had moved it a bit, but not to a better spot <.<

WAT. YOU BANGED IT?

All those open ports where just too much temptation for him...

Now this section is woowee special. This, is when DaRubester is drunk.
I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.



DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO



Currently playing: Dota 2, CS:GO
Playing on PS2 Emulator: Suikoden series

Sheepnub

I pity the wool

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 3:51pm



THIS IS GODLIKE. 1000 KBPS. 2GB+ in less than an hour
You make me crae su hurd



Hi

*InB4 Sym comes in with his fucktarded 30mb/s connection :|
edit
ohwait, he had 40

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"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


Oscar

Sona tank jungle

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 3:59pm

It had a fuckton of seeders, that's why I was able to get 100% of my DL speed.

Also, the DL speed wasn't what made me smile, more about hype because I'm quite enjoying Breaking Bad :D
Bro of Legion, the lurker ninja mod | Tesla FTW | RNG is evil.

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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

Nick 30075

2manyPosts4me

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 4:01pm

In class, on campus wifi.


HAHAHAHAHAHA SCREW YOU ALL.

(My dorm is much worse than this, dunno why classes need such good internet.)
Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing


I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies


Gaming Stuff


Words of Wisdom (not really)

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


Oscar

Sona tank jungle

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5,115

Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 4:29pm

*copy/paste Sym's 750Down speed test pic that reads 98% faster than FI"

That 1%...
Bro of Legion, the lurker ninja mod | Tesla FTW | RNG is evil.

Quoted from "MsMuchLove"

I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

Aenonar

Data Analyzer

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5,116

Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 4:52pm

I'll have 100 mbit within 6 months 8)

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(14:06:57) Riesig: I should stop now. People might get sig material again

MrT3a

The only man who ever reported his own post!

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5,117

Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 7:47pm

I'll let that here ^^
Stats thingy

Quotes of wisdom (maybe)


I'm a battlefield player, good sir. I don't play metro.

PC is no longer PC master race. It's PC mustard race, because consoles need to ketchup :'D

DICE gave so much into making commander better, but lemmings be lemmings I guess.

As a good guy that don't want to use overly glitched weapons, I'll quit using the MTAR and switch to the ACWR until it's fixed

The world needs more people like you


+1, I think we're all in agreement that more MrT3as would be an awesome thing :love:
Although if that was the case they'd use up so much of the world's awesome that there'd be none left for the rest of us! :D

yes, I know, I'm a big-ass hypocrite

Sheepnub

I pity the wool

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 7:49pm

I'll let that here ^^

Fucking french and their godspeed internet

This is why I hate playing against frenchies in Versus....Your consumer-level internet is our business-tier ;_;;


*jealouse
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

Spoiler Spoiler

Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


Oscar

Sona tank jungle

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 8:01pm

I'll let that here ^^

Fucking french and their godspeed internet

This is why I hate playing against frenchies in Versus....Your consumer-level internet is our business-tier ;_;;


*jealouse

I hate playing against the French because the great majority of French players I meet (online) are super arrogant over the mic and all of them have better internet speeds than I do. Not all of them are like this, but most are :3

Which only adds to the GREAT satisfaction of watching them ragequit.
"Friendly Orbital VSAT inbound" "EMP Detonated"
"Migrating Hosts"
Bro of Legion, the lurker ninja mod | Tesla FTW | RNG is evil.

Quoted from "MsMuchLove"

I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

Posts: 7,809

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Location: italy

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Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 9:20pm

I'll let that here ^^

Fucking french and their godspeed internet

This is why I hate playing against frenchies in Versus....Your consumer-level internet is our business-tier ;_;;


*jealouse

I hate playing against the French because the great majority of French players I meet (online) are super arrogant over the mic and all of them have better internet speeds than I do. Not all of them are like this, but most are :3

Which only adds to the GREAT satisfaction of watching them ragequit.
"Friendly Orbital VSAT inbound" "EMP Detonated"
"Migrating Hosts"

awkwardly enough,france it's one of the european nation with the worse connection(at least up to last year)

while we italians gets even behind to nations with weird names and never heard names,or romania,polony,etc... and other countries that are considered awkaward technology-wise.


so yeah,what a good time i'm having here,living with shitty people,ignorants/idiots,being constricted to pay A LOT to buy consoles and games,to not say that some of those games(999,RF4) i can't eve play them here because they've never been localized,and to top of all,my internet connection sucks simply "a lot"
yeah,what a GREAT time i'm having here.


..at least the food's good... most times.
"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
on 13/05/2016
23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

@kataklism

ARGUMENT DESTROYED 100

ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


WRITING SPREE STOPPED 500

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