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Blue Panda

Moderator

(1,417)

Posts: 5,693

Date of registration
: Jul 6th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: Belgium

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 16

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 5:24pm

We also have to do anonymous teacher evaluations.

Symthic rules | My anime list

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Nick 30075

2manyPosts4me

(1,936)

Posts: 9,748

Date of registration
: Jan 7th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: 'Murrica

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 19

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 5:29pm

I guess in my case, complaining about this guy is justified. He spends, on average, at least 60% of each class telling us why he hates us and not actually teaching. He never finished any material he meant to cover and the class was terrible.

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing

I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies

Gaming Stuff

BF3 stuff:
Quality of my lack of a social life
World rank 1 for non-glitched M26 kills
Pistol Roles and Selection
Defibrillation for Dummies: The Simple User's Guide

BF4 stuff:
Why Angled Grip is actually good
More coming...whenever I stop being lazy, I guess.

Steam name:
Sir Herp-A-Derp, Nick 30075

Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK DDD

(the album in question)

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Contortrix

Professional Ninja

(507)

Posts: 3,837

Date of registration
: May 27th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: Germany

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 11

1,013

Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 5:30pm

Are they ever not anonymous?

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altered

altered his username

(728)

Posts: 516

Date of registration
: Feb 22nd 2012

Platform: PC

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 7

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 6:35pm

My father saw a screenshot of a BF3 scene on my desktop today, in it you saw the pool behind the hotel in gulf of oman near the tank spawn. He asked (in al seriousness) if this are pictures of my last vacation, that really made me smile. XD He was impressed when i told him that this is a game and not a real picture.

I am part of that power which would the evil ever do and ever does the good.

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Aenonar

Data Analyzer

(2,795)

Posts: 7,863

Date of registration
: Dec 16th 2011

Platform: PC

Location: Sweden

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 20

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 10:15pm

Time for the hobbit \o/

Quoted

(14:06:57) Riesig: I should stop now. People might get sig material again

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Rizn-Nuke

first!!! denied...

(458)

Posts: 603

Date of registration
: Dec 8th 2011

Platform: PC

Location: Undisclosed but alive

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 7

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 10:20pm

Got rep'd

I'm so happy right now. :thumbsup:

Bullets may have your name on them, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern"

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

"Pff, c'mon. You know I'm like the crazy homeless man who lives in the postbox, everyone ignores me but I'M GONNA KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHIT ANYWAYS DD"

Spoiler

"I don't think I've ever moved THAT fast xD. Next time a bear's chasing me say he'll hack my acount if he catches me xDD" -Vip3rFTW

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

I've sat and came up with 3 theories about your PC, Rizn.
1) Its constructed by Satan and every so often it'll crash to a Red Screen that just says "Another must fall", which is your queue to go out, find a virgin, kill her and pour the blood over the beating-heart-like processor within
2) Its powered by some secret military/alien tech.
3) (My sister's idea) Its powered by the core of the Earth and is, as a direct result, responsible for climate change. Your PC being able to run the BF4 beta without crashing/lagging will destroy humanity

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Railgun Engineer

(871)

Posts: 4,062

Date of registration
: May 5th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: UK

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 12

1,017

Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 10:22pm

Quoted from "Rizn-Nuke"

Got rep'd :D I'm so happy right now. :thumbsup:

It never loses that edge :D

(Well, maybe a little)

PC master race!

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CPU Cooler; Corsair H60 cooler
Memory; 12GB 1866MHz Corsair RAM
GPU; ASUS GTX 670 (slightly OC'd)
Mobo; ASUS P8Z68-V Pro
Storage; 240GB Corsair Force 3 SSD + Seagate Barracuda 3TB HDD (7200RPM)
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Nick 30075

2manyPosts4me

(1,936)

Posts: 9,748

Date of registration
: Jan 7th 2012

Platform: PC

Location: 'Murrica

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 19

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Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 10:25pm

I know that feel bro. I feel like I never get REP'd anymore

Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing

I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies

Gaming Stuff

Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK DDD

(the album in question)

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Rizn-Nuke

first!!! denied...

(458)

Posts: 603

Date of registration
: Dec 8th 2011

Platform: PC

Location: Undisclosed but alive

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 7

1,019

Tuesday, December 11th 2012, 10:30pm

Look at your Rep
Now back to mine
Now back at your Rep
Now back to mine

Sadly your Rep isn't mine
But if I too did my posts times 38
I might get to your Rep
...

Bullets may have your name on them, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern"

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

"Pff, c'mon. You know I'm like the crazy homeless man who lives in the postbox, everyone ignores me but I'M GONNA KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHIT ANYWAYS DD"

Spoiler

"I don't think I've ever moved THAT fast xD. Next time a bear's chasing me say he'll hack my acount if he catches me xDD" -Vip3rFTW

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

I've sat and came up with 3 theories about your PC, Rizn.
1) Its constructed by Satan and every so often it'll crash to a Red Screen that just says "Another must fall", which is your queue to go out, find a virgin, kill her and pour the blood over the beating-heart-like processor within
2) Its powered by some secret military/alien tech.
3) (My sister's idea) Its powered by the core of the Earth and is, as a direct result, responsible for climate change. Your PC being able to run the BF4 beta without crashing/lagging will destroy humanity