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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 7:54pm

EVEN MORE random thread (you WILL be assimilated, part 9)

Anyway. No tentacle rape, just a celebration of 100 pages of random threadk, in true Fred style!! :thumbsup:
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Shooting at people may result in punishment

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Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 7:58pm

I never got the whole assimilation thing.
Who's assimilating which into what?

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:00pm

I believe it's a Star Trek reference. Something to do with that big-titted female cyborg?
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Freds quotes of the year

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Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:00pm

I never got the whole assimilation thing.
Who's assimilating which into what?

I think it started with Nick having ungodly Rep/Rep modifier, and other people did their own sort of thing (myself included, after I obtained the XBL Gamertag "Symthic")

Just expect a catfish to be here soon.

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Also, sad day when your phone corrects FAMAS to be in caps. Damn it.

That's not bad. My phone corrected "lets deforest Caspian Boarder" into "Lets de-foreskin Asians".... I think my phone is a racist pervert....

I would start singing Disney, but then I would be led on a path of destruction, eventually ending up with a boyfriend who is actually a skull with Macaroni and cheese.


a la Miley Cyrus

An edit by Auto in response to a couple of images of dead Union soldiers from the US Civil War:
Not what Auto wanted to see whilst eating his breakfast.... Put me off my cheerios dammit:/

God I feel like someone just hit me over the head with a bust of Sigmund Freud :D
Fucking hell!

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:08pm

I never got the whole assimilation thing.
Who's assimilating which into what?

I think it started with Nick having ungodly Rep/Rep modifier, and other people did their own sort of thing (myself included, after I obtained the XBL Gamertag "Symthic")

Just expect a catfish to be here soon.

Yeah, I started it after I finally out-REP'd Aenonar.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
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ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:10pm



Now everyone stop using it in ways that don't make sense.

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:11pm

I wanted to absorb y'all into my collective level of awesome.
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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:14pm

It kinda made sense for the first couple threads, but I get the feeling half the people don't even know what the word means.

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:17pm

We use the word assimilate a lot when studying Ottoman history :P

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Thursday, October 4th 2012, 8:26pm

It's basically a fancy way to say absorb.