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Nick 30075

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 12:22am

Is he allergic to anything? How are his CQB skills, with knives or barehanded? Does he have any phobias? Does he snore? And does he have a bowl cut?

OK, we need to have a MS paint contest on who can draw Nick the best. His roommate will be the judge.
Allergies: I think I heard him say bees.
CQB: I don't think he takes any classes for it, and I haven't seen him handling any knives, which would honestly kick ass, but also for him be a little bit homicidal.
Phobias: People and dogs.
Does he snore: No. Thank god.
Does he have a bowl cut: No, but it looks like he does his hair himself.
OK judging time:
fredofthewood's elegant first submission is the most accurate as far as I can tell, except he has more hair.
LucidNonzense picture, like his name, is very lucid, but also nonsense, I'm way gayer than that.
More submissions would be equally appreciated and hilarious.

Allergies: Bees and penicillin. I have ~12 hours to live after penicillin exposure and we're not sure about bees.
CQB: I used to fence, but it's been a few years. Throw in upper arm muscle atrophy and I can't do anything more violent than kill a puppy.
Phobias: Slight fear of dogs--I was attacked by a dog when I was 5. Hasn't left me, though I don't scream when I see them anymore.
Snoring: Nope
Bowl cut: Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.
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You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


Oscar

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 12:27am

Is he allergic to anything? How are his CQB skills, with knives or barehanded? Does he have any phobias? Does he snore? And does he have a bowl cut?

OK, we need to have a MS paint contest on who can draw Nick the best. His roommate will be the judge.
Allergies: I think I heard him say bees.
CQB: I don't think he takes any classes for it, and I haven't seen him handling any knives, which would honestly kick ass, but also for him be a little bit homicidal.
Phobias: People and dogs.
Does he snore: No. Thank god.
Does he have a bowl cut: No, but it looks like he does his hair himself.
OK judging time:
fredofthewood's elegant first submission is the most accurate as far as I can tell, except he has more hair.
LucidNonzense picture, like his name, is very lucid, but also nonsense, I'm way gayer than that.
More submissions would be equally appreciated and hilarious.

Allergies: Bees and penicillin. I have ~12 hours to live after penicillin exposure and we're not sure about bees.
CQB: I used to fence, but it's been a few years. Throw in upper arm muscle atrophy and I can't do anything more violent than kill a puppy.
Phobias: Slight fear of dogs--I was attacked by a dog when I was 5. Hasn't left me, though I don't scream when I see them anymore.
Snoring: Nope
Bowl cut: Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

You know nick, revealing information on how to kill you with ease isn't the best thing to do, maybe Skittles gets mad :O

Well, I guess you wouldn't like living here, we have 5 dogs and preety much at least one person per block in my street has one, there's 2 dogs on my block :3 Our dogs live in the mountains where we have a place we grow vegs :I I miss meh puppies D:
Bro of Legion, the lurker ninja mod | Tesla FTW | RNG is evil.

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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 1:27am

uuummm...where can I download paint?? i uninstalled it...


Infidel!!! :D

Defend the honor of us all - Join Team Symthic!!!
Anyone know who this "Admin" guy is? he seems to be on almost every server, he has killed me A LOT and I have never been able to kill him even ONCE!! think he is a hacker?? :wacko:
Battlefield is a communist game, all this help people out, teamplay etc... only commies do that. ;)

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 1:29am

Photoshop is for noobs.

PC master race!

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 1:34am

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Bowl cut: Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

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New TV, no input lag! WOOP WOO- ahh, forget it.

Freds quotes of the year

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






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Athemoe worries me sometimes...

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 1:59am

I can't believe this thread isn't locked already...

feci.

Quotes of the Ages:

Also, sad day when your phone corrects FAMAS to be in caps. Damn it.

That's not bad. My phone corrected "lets deforest Caspian Boarder" into "Lets de-foreskin Asians".... I think my phone is a racist pervert....

I would start singing Disney, but then I would be led on a path of destruction, eventually ending up with a boyfriend who is actually a skull with Macaroni and cheese.


a la Miley Cyrus

An edit by Auto in response to a couple of images of dead Union soldiers from the US Civil War:
Not what Auto wanted to see whilst eating his breakfast.... Put me off my cheerios dammit:/

God I feel like someone just hit me over the head with a bust of Sigmund Freud :D
Fucking hell!

Pandemic 2 made me hate Madagascar more than any other country in the world.

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 2:02am

Oh my god, Skittles actually did it XD

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 2:12am

Do I get a prize now? Y'know, that 'elegant first entry'?
(dear god let it be somthing other than oreos)
PS3: fustyferret148
New TV, no input lag! WOOP WOO- ahh, forget it.

Freds quotes of the year

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT






Resident ofSymthicia!!

Athemoe worries me sometimes...

Riesig

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 2:28am

Mangoes, and an AGM.
I'm a tsundere tentacle

Nick 30075

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Tuesday, September 11th 2012, 2:31am

I can't believe this thread isn't locked already...

Soko is obviously highly entertained--Skittles had a title after 3 posts or so.
Emperor Nick of the Cult of Defibrillation
Sith Deity of Thread-Killing


I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

I'm secretly Old Man Symthic

Siggy thingies


Gaming Stuff


Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

Quoted

10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)