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Skittles

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:30am

Hi, I'm Nick's roommate

And I got him mad.
First off, here is some images that I was asked to upload.
Sadly, Nick declined my right to post images of him, face blocked or not, because apparently there is a stalker going after him. (dude he's not worth the stalking seriously, the pictures would turn you off)
Instead, here is some photos of his TV which is, in fact, horrible shit, because he doesn't play in HD.


Now, the following posts will be a chat log of me and my friend discussing his tirade.

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:32am

Skittles: yo
Tyrone: Is BF3 better or worse now a days?
Skittles: I was just on my roommates xbox changing his bio and all his bf3 equips and shit.
Skittles: and then he came in.
Skittles: got mad after seeing what i did to his loudouts
Skittles: and left to get a room manager.
Tyrone: ...wow
Skittles: I don't know whether or not I'll actually get in trouble.
Skittles: Becuase it's just a prank.
Tyrone: Manager will probably just have you 2 talk it out
Skittles: But he needs to fucking cool down.
Skittles: I can handle the talk and shit.
Tyrone: As long as he/she has a sense of reason, you wont get in trouble
Skittles: Well, I don't know. I didn nothing that was permament or won't take more than 10 minutes to fix.
Skittles: "NEVER TOUCH ANYTHING I OWN AGAIN PLEASE
Skittles: -Nick 2012
Tyrone: Its more like a "God damnit, Skittles!" moment, rather than a "OMFG I HATE YOU FOREVER I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU" moment like he makes it out to be
Skittles: "At this rate, I just gotta move out of Hillcrest, I can't get a roommate I can trust" - Nick 2012
Skittles: "After only knowing you two weeks, you've screwed over the only I care about" - Nick 2012
Tyrone: Give it a couple days. If he still doesn't want you touching his stuff, don't let him touch your Gamecube. Its more so he knows what it feels like
and how much of a child he's being, rather than a way to be "fair".
Skittles: He gives me shit for talking to you and listening to music outloud, as you probably know.
Skittles: And know he is cranking up his Death Metal.
Skittles: Fucking hell, I'm laughing in the inside.
Tyrone: IS that game really the only thing he cares about? If he really does have no passions in life, why the fuck is he wasting money in college?
Skittles: Not even joking. It's all he ever does.
Skittles: THE ONLY THING.
Skittles: He does his schoolwork, play bf3, eat, and run.
Skittles: He never hangs out with anyone.
Tyrone: In this economy, everything with a Bachelor's Degree (except for engeniering) is for a very crowded job market
Skittles: The few times he has gone out with other people, he gets his food, leaves everyone, to play more BF3.
Tyrone: Get a masters, a PHD, or at least something in an upcoming feild that is practical (like Nano-science)
Skittles: I believe he is an engineer.
Tyrone: In my field, I'll at least need a Master's Degree
Tyrone: He'll be fin, then
Skittles: He is asocial as fuck though.
Skittles: I know I'm asocial, and try to hang out as much as I can.
Tyrone: That is, if he has a decent head on his shoulders. But with how you describe him, I'm sure he's a very skill individuPFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry,
couldn't even type that with a strait face
Skittles: HAHAHAHAHAH
Skittles: oh god.
Tyrone: You are extroverted with some social handicaps
Skittles: Love you tyro.
Tyrone: You know who is introverted? Brandon
Skittles: Really?
Skittles: Hmmm. So I try to hang out with others, I just suck at it?
Skittles: And I concern myself with the outside world.
Skittles: Hmm.....
Skittles: I don't really reflect on much.
Skittles: I mean on the inside.
Tyrone: He doesn't even attempt to make other friends, not because he feels like he can't, but because he is perfectly contempt with befriending only a few
people
Skittles: hmm.
Tyrone: Not having socializing as a #1 priority doesn't make you introverted
Skittles: "I'm very chill" - Nick 2012
Tyrone: Stop making me laugh with these quotes!
Skittles: "Except for a few things, that you don't mess with" -Nick 2012
Skittles: "I don't like your elitist personality" Nick 2012. Well, I have to give him that one.
Tyrone: What you did is the equivalent of re-aranging all the equiped items for your characters in Persona. He reacted like you deleted his 60 hour save file
Tyrone: But you aren't an elitist!
Tyrone: The fact that you can have fun playing games even when not winning is a pretty good arguement if you ask me
Skittles: elitist  [ih-lee-tist ey-lee‐] adjective
1.
(of a person or class of persons) considered superior by others or by themselves, as in intellect, talent, power, wealth, or position in society: elitist
country clubbers who have theirs and don't care about anybody else.
2.
catering to or associated with an elitist class, its ideologies, or its institutions: Even at such a small, private college, Latin and Greek are under attack
as too elitist.
Skittles: damn it, i'm not any of those things.
Tyrone: You act like that is a bad thing
Skittles: "SHUT THE HELL UP SKITTLES, PLEASE" Nick Montelbano 2012 (in response to "What? You don't like the EOD bot it's cute as crap!" -Skittles "The
smartest awesome coolest person alive ever" Eminem 2048 because I transcend time and shit.
Tyrone: Ha
Tyrone: Tell him he's a bad player for not being able to get at least 20 kills in a round with the EOD bot. What a $cru8!
Skittles: RA TALK STARTING NOW.
Skittles: 'You spelled my last name wrong. I am offended!"
Skittles: --Nick
Skittles: he is now on my computer
Skittles: looking at shit
Skittles: because we made up
Skittles: he is now going to read what you and I wrote
Tyrone: Don't let him find your teethbrushing pics!
Tyrone: I have something to cheer you up after this, Skittles
Skittles: I'd rather go for Defibrillator kills than EOD kills.
Skittles: :(
Skittles: He read it all.
Skittles: I offered to show him my toothbrushing images, but he declined.
Skittles: All is better now.
Tyrone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUFBnAmK28 Here's the video to cheer you up, as promised. ITs only a minute long
Skittles: It better be nichijou.
Tyrone: Watch my video, dude
Skittles: kk.
Skittles: Traying.
Skittles: not loading.
Skittles: back
Skittles: watching your video now
Skittles: is it solely because of the toothbrushing?
Tyrone: It's from this thread. Want to watch all of them on synctube? http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/40604600
Skittles: nah
Skittles: You should watch them and send me the best ones though...
Tyrone: As you wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6be0-1-2aCQ
Skittles: Do i have permisison to post the chat up to "he is now going to read why you and I wrote" on his BF3 forum? I also asked for his permission and he
said yes.
Skittles: I will change your name to John, and change my name to skittles.
Tyrone: ...okay?
Skittles: OR you can choose what name you want
Skittles: What name do you want instead of Tyrone.
Tyrone: My name will be Tyrone!

This post has been edited 2 times, last edit by "Autosynthesis" (Sep 10th 2012, 5:14pm) with the following reason: Cencored name to protect Nick's privacy.


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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:40am

If you guys have any questions about Nick, such as his height, weight, physical description, places he likes to hang out at night, or during the day while alone, what drinks to spike, and his daily route to and fro classes, please feel free to ask. I would love to answer.

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:46am

Pictures of Nick.

Send to some guy named Revolver_Ocelo7
I'm a tsundere tentacle

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:52am

He said that the pictures would be taken in my sleep.

All things considered, he ended up screwing up some software on my laptop in his rampage of lawlz, but it should be fixable.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Monday, September 10th 2012, 5:58am


Pictures of Nick.

Send to some guy named Revolver_Ocelo7
I'll take pictures while he is asleep, after I fake a document saying I can play his Xbox while he is away, and I also add a clause just for that.

Also, since both of you use anime girls for avatars, I guess I'll use one...


He said that the pictures would be taken in my sleep.

All things considered, he ended up screwing up some software on my laptop in his rampage of lawlz, but it should be fixable.
Yeah, I didn't do that at all, you and I both know your laptop is shit, and it's probably battlelog being the piece of crap it is.

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Skittles" (Sep 10th 2012, 6:10am)


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Monday, September 10th 2012, 6:20am

Wait, Nick raged over you changing his class setups? Y U DO DIS Skittles?

Anyways, pictures and jogging routes would be appreciated. Send to me and Revolver Ocelot.

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 6:26am

Wait, Nick raged over you changing his class setups? Y U DO DIS Skittles?

Anyways, pictures and jogging routes would be appreciated. Send to me and Revolver Ocelot.
Alright, I'll track his movements best I can for 3 weeks and give you and Ocelot the compiled data through email.

He did get angry at me changing his set ups. Or because I changed his bio to say : Nick, his exact location, #1 with legit M69, and adding a ROFL xD, to his bio.
Or the fact that I registered him into kinnect as a 6 foot 240 pound woman.
But it mainly seems because his computer went wonky, even though I didn't touch it at all (which is a total lie, I tried to log in to it, but I couldn't figure out his password, I thought it would be annaek971).

In other news from 2300 to 0025, he has been playing BF3. I will keep my journal updated.

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Monday, September 10th 2012, 6:34am

This? Umm...

Holy shit this is hilarious.
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Monday, September 10th 2012, 6:39am

Shower pics??
My spelling and grammar incorrect? You're most likely reading a post from either DIce or Xile and confusing one of them with me ;)