Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.
I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)
Shooting at people may result in punishment
Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea
<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT