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Riesig

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 1:59pm

I am Riesig the Wise (Prepare to be assimilated, part 2)

I have taken over your signatures.
My wise words, preachings of the Holy Tentacles Noodle have spread throughout Symthic forumland.

I am the Holy Noodle's prophet, one of it's many tentacles noodles that branch out into more tentacles noodles, you. You who have heard the wisdom that will bring forth prosperity as we propagate into extend our noodly reach towards the ends of the Earth, effectively binding it together with the noodly goodness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself.
United as one nation, the land of the Holy Pasta.


Heed this warning my enlightened ones, there is a liar among us, one who goes by the name of Nick(random numbers follows). His words must not be followed for it is deceit. He raises himself into the pulpit and send false notion of what the Holy TentaclePasta tells us.

In the Holy Noodle's words, we will practice pacifism. As the Holy Noodle has already a place for him in Pastafarian hell, where he will meet Fallen Noodles, "Tentacles" where he will spend the rest of his life getting ass to mouth penetration.
I'm a tsundere tentacle

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 2:01pm

Since I misread the title as "I am Riesig the whale" I'm willing to go along with this.

Would explain a lot of your tentacle fascination.
I sprint outside my building and judder my way around the block, screaming obscenities at the neighbors before getting stuck on a small hedge and blacking out.
Prepares me perfectly for my in game experience.

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 2:14pm

>is pacifist
>sends people to hell to get penetrated by tentacles
GT: F4ilure 117.
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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 2:21pm

I knew this day would come...

All hail the great tentacle rapist holy noodle!
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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 2:31pm

Right... I am starting to get an odd feeling about all you boys with your anime avatars... I think Zero Punctuation was right...

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 2:52pm

I hope more Asian chicks go to pastafarian hell
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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 3:01pm

I don't have you in my si- yes master.

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 3:03pm

YAY TENTACLES!!!
AND NOODLES!!!
Altoids...

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11:19 PM That is close to crying yes?

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 4:13pm

Noodles I approve of...
Noodles are delicious...

Tentacles I do not approve of...
Tentacle eaters are a bunch of infidels.

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Thursday, August 9th 2012, 4:50pm

Please, oh great and holy prophet of the Great Noodliness, hear my words.

It was never my intention to do anything to destabilize the great FSM's reign. I merely intended to take over our community to show them the errors of their ways for not believing in the awesomeness of tentacles noodles.

Please, accept my apology. I beg for my forgiveness.

We may be able to rule this site together, my friend, the great prophet of His Holy Noodliness, you leading our religious discussion and myself leading our political discussion.

Consider these words as a friend, not as an opponent, not as someone who wanted the site to be assimilated in favor of anything but tentacles noodles.

In summary, I am a devout spaghetti-consumer, eagerly awaiting my beer volcano and stripper factory. I meant the great Flying Spaghetti Monster no ill will by my attempts to slowly take over a small community so as to convert them to worshipping Him.

RAmen.
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I'm basically just a degenerate weeb who doesn't post much nowadays.

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You're fedorable :love:

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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

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... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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