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TheMightyVoice

The Pantless Messiah Returns

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Wednesday, July 1st 2015, 5:36am

POST #666 SHENANIGANS

<10:34:14> Momaw: That was pretty good placement, it looks like your clone is fondling my ass.

<02:02:10> Goldie: Get back here! My cute ass demands it!
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<02:03:23> Goldie: This is like some weird orgy.
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<02:39:20> Goldie: You guys wanna see my crabs?
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<03:05:35> Tora: Hey, -redacted- did you wake up with pants on today?
<03:05:40> Goldie: I, uh... No, I actually didn't.
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<03:08:09> Goldie: YOU CAN'T COME IN STONED
... Later
<03:02:12> Goldie: Oh, I thought he came on your sheets.
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<22:27:02> Goldie: I have a giant gonorrhea one right beside me
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<23:50:37> Goldie: Now go strip down and take a shower and change your clothes

<02:28:57> Tora: Yeah, could you just fuck me?

<01:04:42> Tora: He doesn't share his banana with anyone!

<02:33:10> Love2Trip: I always come early.

<01:23:02> Myoisia: When I was young I thought that butt sex was when you bumped your butt against someone else's butt.
Eat your heart out, Badger.

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<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

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Darktan13

Unhappy Camper

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Wednesday, July 1st 2015, 11:35am

rumour has it that goldie is actually j0hn, or j0hns evil twin.


@J0hn-Stuart-Mill

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EMPOWER EMPOWER EMPOWER

J0hn-Stuart-Mill

GW2 N00B... also old.

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Friday, July 3rd 2015, 1:52am

On this day, this was said;

Rezal: 4k downscaled to 1080p is not much worse than 4k native
My father used to say, We find our true friends on the Battlefield! - J0hn Snow


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Friday, July 3rd 2015, 2:24am

J0hn: antialiasing is stupid
[Aristocrat's Shoes]
TLDR -
Teamwork is where players function by themselves, but their effectiveness is multiplied when they work together. Not a checklist of "did we bring a healer so we can start playing?"

Labby

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Tuesday, July 14th 2015, 6:44am

NoctyrneSAGA: "The principal of Nintendo is dead. HaHaHa."
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JOIN THE TEAMSPEAK (L)EVOLUTION: teamsym.nitrado.net


Krolman

Cannot into Rankine

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Tuesday, July 14th 2015, 8:08pm

NoctyrneSAGA: "The principal of Nintendo is dead. HaHaHa."


too soon
Apparently we do have a facebook... You should go ahead and like it

Oh look and a twitter... Yeah follow us there too pls

If only people would talk back it wouldn't be so lonely.[In B4 I get overwhelmed]


"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides, Bacchae

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."- Harlan Ellison



Things that I support


Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.


intel best ethernet controllers


ammo regen pls


TL;DR: all vehicles in BF4 are screwed up in some way or another.



I know I shouldn't be surprised that something like that even exists but.... 8|


You're just a spreadsheet baddie.




NoctyrneSAGA

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Tuesday, July 14th 2015, 9:46pm

NoctyrneSAGA: "The principal of Nintendo is dead. HaHaHa."


too soon


No really.

Who is the Principal of Nintendo?
Data Browser

Passive Spotting is the future!

With this, I'll rid MGO3 of infestation. Sans bad gameplay MGO3 will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain.

Reddit and Konami will rewrite the records... And I will be demonized in human memory. But... The thirst for good gameplay that I have planted will infest MGO3. No one can stop it now. The Rebalance Mod will unleash that thirst unto the future.


Are you a scrub?

If it flies, it dies™.

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Tuesday, July 14th 2015, 9:53pm

He's a star now.
RIP Sraw

ToTheSun!

Be Creative.

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Thursday, July 16th 2015, 1:13am

Don't believe europeans. Take it from an american.


CobaltRose

I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room...

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Thursday, July 16th 2015, 3:13am

Don't believe europeans. Take it from an american.

> futbol
> ridden with worse acting than a drunk hobo play and corruption in its highest sanctioning body
> "real sport"

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

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I once tried to burn a bridge, but due to the half-assed levolution implementation it kept standing up just fine.

Compared to the MTAR, the PDR has the TTK of your average pack of cigarettes.

The World Champion, on the Tactical Light:
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just out of ammo and I'll just POCKET SUN!!!!"

What can't be changed can be banned.

I'm completely serious. Well, seriously insane actually :P

If only more people left the wheel chair, adjustable hospital bed, and crutches behind and played HC. (aka Regen, Minimap, Killcam)

Natalia Poklonskaya:
Putin the cute in prosecute since 2014.

I can't look at my own avatar without having to pee. GG Me. GG.

I swear to god if you reply with a picture of the AEK I'll mail you a buttplug shaped like one.

The one time when "it's only three inches" is a good thing.

How do you guys control your FAMAS burst length since it fires its mag in just 1,5 seconds))
I consider each magazine a burst. :/

This is Symthic, we don't do "feels" around here ;)