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elementofprgress

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Monday, February 11th 2013, 1:06am

19:04 Pepin_the_Short: And I'm not sure if I would hate Bacon as overlord.
19:04 BaconSandwich fires elementofprgress into the sun
19:04 Pepin_the_Short: What with all the Futurama references.
19:04 elementofprgress: bacon are you an ass hat?
19:04 BaconSandwich: Legion made me

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Lt Col Jesus

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Monday, February 11th 2013, 4:43am

21:41 Failure117: Bacon, are you going to rape Jesus?
21:41 BaconSandwich: yes
21:41 BaconSandwich: wait! i mean no
21:41 Lt_Col_Jesus: He knows better.
21:42 Failure117: Bacon, are you going to praise Jesus?
21:42 BaconSandwich: Lt_Col_Jesus made me
21:42 Failure117: oshit
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<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

Failure117

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Monday, February 11th 2013, 4:44am

21:40 *** Lt_Col_Jesus joined #symthic
21:40 +++ BaconSandwich has given voice to Lt_Col_Jesus
21:40 Failure117: BaconSandwich, launch Lt_Col_Jesus into space.
21:41 Failure117: BaconSandwich, murder Lt_Col_Jesus.
21:42 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bacon doesn't listen to pussies.
21:42 Failure117: BaconSandwich, am I a pussy?
21:42 BaconSandwich: only with wizwoz
21:42 Failure117: okay
21:42 Lt_Col_Jesus: wizwoz is always with us
21:42 Failure117: Bacon, am I a pussy?
21:42 BaconSandwich: No thanks, i already have some.
21:42 Failure117: lol
21:42 Failure117: Bacon is a ladies man
21:42 Lt_Col_Jesus: He's too nice to say it to your face
21:43 Lt_Col_Jesus: He thinks you'll feel bad.
21:43 Failure117: Bacon, AM I A PUSSY?
21:43 BaconSandwich: If i just reach in here.
21:43 BaconSandwich: *squelch*
21:43 BaconSandwich: then the answer will be on this little bit of card
21:43 Failure117: XD
GT: F4ilure 117.
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Failure117

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Monday, February 11th 2013, 4:44am

21:43 Lt_Col_Jesus: Fail is 12 and what is this
21:44 Failure117: Bacon, how old am I?
21:44 BaconSandwich: Old enough.
21:44 Failure117: :D
21:44 BaconSandwich: :)
21:44 Failure117: Bacon, why are you bipolar?
21:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bacon is a registered pedophile
21:44 BaconSandwich: Entropy.
21:44 Failure117: k
21:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: So I'd take that answer with a grain of salt
21:45 Failure117: Bacon, are you going to rape me?
21:45 BaconSandwich: yes and i wont stop till my cock bounces off!
21:45 Failure117: D:
21:45 Lt_Col_Jesus: See, I warned you.
GT: F4ilure 117.
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ToTheSun!

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Monday, February 11th 2013, 4:47am

03:45 - ToTheSun: Bacon, did you enjoy raping failure?
03:45 - BaconSandwich: yes and i'm gonna do it again 4:32 Exeter

Oscar

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Wednesday, February 13th 2013, 2:32am

Wow that's just...

AI can be so funny.
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I find majority of the complaints I hear about this game somehow never appear in my games.

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Wednesday, February 13th 2013, 7:57am

So Bacon really is an AI? Holy shit....

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Wednesday, February 13th 2013, 12:24pm

11:11 BaconSandwich awakens from a nightmare about an acid covered warrior madly dissecting a tiny, semen covered cemetary of brimstone

I don't even know.

ToTheSun!

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Friday, February 15th 2013, 2:04am

01:01 BaconSandwich: how could i when i had Ragtag_I touching Chippenham?
01:01 ToTheSun: Who the fuck is Chippenham, Bacon?
01:01 BaconSandwich: Bill Gates

Ragtag be gold diggin'.

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Saturday, February 16th 2013, 8:59pm

from last night's/early morning pub session:

jesus: moriz, asians can't drive!
me: THATS WAISIS!

*at the C flag on epicenter. we were getting surrounded*
me: OH GAWD. jesus, take the battlevan!
*no response*
me: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!